http://objectiveministries.org/shutdown/

Our Purpose:

The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.



I'm getting really tired of these religious nuts shitting on the constitution.


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Things we can do:

* Prayer. It is our best weapon against the anti-Christian forces. We must pray not only that the Lord will intervene on behalf of the unsaved who are being damaged by Americhrist Ltd., but also for the souls of those same unsaved. Furthermore, we must pray that Chris Harper and his fellow hatemongers will themselves be saved and cease in their evil actions.
* Contact the webhost of Landover Baptist and inform them of what they are hosting. Clearly they are unaware of the contents of this site, or else it would have been deleted. If the webhost is part of the anti-Christian agenda, then we must contact any other of their service providers - including the phone company, domain name service, etc. - that are unknowingly being used to further hatred and inform them of Americhrist Ltd.'s true intentions.
* Next, we should bring the site to the attention of the makers of Internet filtering and blocking software. Ultimately, Landover Baptist is much more dangerous than any pornography site since it leads people to reject their only hope for salvation!
* Petitions!
* If none of this works, we must inform the authorities of this obvious instance of anti-Christian hate crime, which is illegal in most areas. If it isn't illegal, we must pressure our congressmen to make it so!
* Also, you should inform the pastor of your church so that he may inform the congregation, allowing our grass-roots campaign to grow. Chris Harper and his cowardly supporters are no match for the determined will of good Christians when they join together for a righteous cause!

I pity them in a lot of ways. To go through life deluded by superstition, threatened with eternal damnation, and filled with intolerance, anger, and hatred... it's enough to make anyone crazy.

It's fucking ironic that they call people cowardly, then make active steps to stifle others' words just because they don't agree with what they're saying.

If you don't like it - shut them up using force! That's what this country was founded on, right?

It makes me fucking puke.

Objective Ministries is another fake website by the same people behind Landover Baptist. It's a far more convincing version in my opinion, and they've had a number of websites set up to "back up" various stories they have there, adding to the parody.

They've gone to great lengths to make sure as many people are tricked as possible; two things that give it away are the name of the store (LOL) and the fact that this supposedly Conservative Christian website sells Jesus thongs.

This is a great cartoon they drew:

(April 20, 2010 at 12:03 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Objective Ministries is another fake website by the same people behind Landover Baptist. It's a far more convincing version in my opinion, and they've had a number of websites set up to "back up" various stories they have there, adding to the parody.

They've gone to great lengths to make sure as many people are tricked as possible; two things that give it away are the name of the store (LOL) and the fact that this supposedly Conservative Christian website sells Jesus thongs.

I hope you're right. There really are a lot of people out there that buy into this garbage. That's the problem, actually. These websites actually get real nut bags all fired up. Who do you say is behind the hoax?

The people behind it are the same people who made Landover Baptist.

Egg on face, foot in mouth.

I took it as another "Way of the Master" site.

They actually did a good job of convincing me that they were for real.

Holy shit indeed.

The difference between funny people making up stupid shit about xtianity and stupid xtians is actually very slight.

(April 20, 2010 at 12:11 pm)Tiberius Wrote: The people behind it are the same people who made Landover Baptist.

I am apparently quite ignorant about this. Who is behind Landover Baptist? Why? And why make an opposing, yet just as nut bag, site? I'm totally missing it here.

(EDIT: Oops! I was confusing Landover with Westboro. Umm. Yeah. Nevermind.)

It is quite hilarious how disingenuous many religious websites are, whilst selling the idea that Jesus is the way of Truth and that Science is the side of lies. It really shows the cycle of hypocricy and disbelief they themselves hold in their own religion.