My ex insisted we have matches in the bathroom at all times. He even yelled a me once for not keeping them stocked. I didn't get it: the guy had to burn matches when he was done with his stanky poop, but had no problem giving me Dutch Ovens as often as he could. He also once made a co-worker puke because of his nasty stank. He thought it was funny. Ah, memories.

Dutch ovens are part of what makes a relationship work.

(April 29, 2014 at 3:00 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Dutch ovens are part of what makes a relationship work.

No

(April 29, 2014 at 3:35 pm)Losty Wrote:

(April 29, 2014 at 3:00 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Dutch ovens are part of what makes a relationship work.

No

We call them 'Jewish gas chambers' around here. Not very PC, I know.

(April 29, 2014 at 2:04 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Seriously people. Poo Pourri. It is the best thing I've ever encountered. You just spray some in the pot before you poop, and voila! it captures the poop particles in the turlet. Not 100% because there is some travel time from hole to water. This is science.

This is also my favorite post.

for a very brief moment my brain read

"Not 100% because there is some time travel from hole to water."

... and I thought, wow!

I'm over it now though.

Anyone else misread something in the forums that made them go wow?

MM

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(April 29, 2014 at 2:55 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: My ex insisted we have matches in the bathroom at all times. He even yelled a me once for not keeping them stocked. I didn't get it: the guy had to burn matches when he was done with his stanky poop, but had no problem giving me Dutch Ovens as often as he could. He also once made a co-worker puke because of his nasty stank. He thought it was funny. Ah, memories.

The whole 'Dutch' thing began as a racial slur.

During the Anglo-dutch Wars (Engels–Nederlandse Oorlogen) over control of trade routes, English speaking people used the word 'Dutch' always in the pejorative sense.

So racial slurs that came into being;

Dutch courage (false courage given by alcohol)
Double-Dutch (to speak nonsense)
Going Dutch on a meal bill sometimes called a Dutch Treat (it was considered poor form for a man to let a woman pay for a meal in the old days, hence 'going Dutch')
Dutch Uncle (someone who is unnecessarily critical and harsh, the reverse of what is normally thought of as avuncular or uncle-like)
Dutch Cap (a female contraceptive device - a cap or diagram)
Dutch wife (a prostitute, more recently a sex doll)
Dutch widow (prostitute)
Dutch comfort (offering poor comfort like saying 'things could be worse')
Dutch Gold (cheap alloy resembling gold)
Dutch concert (a roar or unruly noise from a crowd)
Dutch Bottomed (empty)
Dutch Nightingale (a frog)

and

Dutch Oven (as described above)

All originally made up by the English to insult the Dutch. These days the original intent has been lost and they are seen as jokes. But we are in good company, Aristophanes, Chaucer and even Dante made fart jokes in their literature.

MM