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RE: Movies I'm excited for!
April 29, 2014 at 8:48 pm
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(April 29, 2014 at 6:29 pm)Beccs Wrote: Apparently, I've just been told they've announced the cast of Star Wars 7.
Yes and here's a pic to prove it:
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RE: Movies I'm excited for!
April 29, 2014 at 8:51 pm
THey could have let Artoo out of his box.
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RE: Movies I'm excited for!
April 29, 2014 at 8:56 pm
(April 29, 2014 at 8:51 pm)Beccs Wrote: THey could have let Artoo out of his box.
Disney owns him now. He'll be caged for the rest of eternity!
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RE: Movies I'm excited for!
April 29, 2014 at 8:59 pm
FUCK ALL OF THIS SHIT!
THE NEW X MEN FILM IS COMIN OUT SOON!
I'm not usually excited about films but I love the x men films.
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RE: Movies I'm excited for!
April 29, 2014 at 9:02 pm
Forgive me if this is rude, BQ, but what are the logistics for you watching movies?
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RE: Movies I'm excited for!
April 29, 2014 at 9:25 pm
(April 29, 2014 at 8:51 pm)Beccs Wrote: THey could have let Artoo out of his box.
Apparently that's his home now, since Lucas (allegedly) stiffed him on his cut of the prequels returns. His instantly recognisable face and chirpy accent was actually a barrier to getting work; even his PhD in linguistics wasn't good enough for Hollywood. Then his unashamed involvement with the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special hit the headlines and that was it. He tried getting work in the porn industry with that famous extensible third leg and all those useful attachments, but eventually drifted into deadend jobs - first as a fire hydrant, an ATM and finally a trashcan. He took to the bottle, downing half a crate of Brasso a day, and doing favours for passing stray dogs before his agent finally found him living on the streets and told him about Disney's takeover. Even then he had to fight to get back the rôle that had made him famous, auditioning against such robot talent as the Honda Asimo droid, B-9 from the Lost In Space movie (his own career dangerously on the skids) and Sylvester Stallone.
Or so I've heard.
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