My feet are always cold. My hands too most of the time. In between someone's legs is definitely a perfect cozy foot warmer 
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where does his other arm go??
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It just so happens that in between my legs there lies some other, rather important bits. And you guys love to put your feet uncomfortably close to said bits.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---   (May 2, 2014 at 5:12 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(May 2, 2014 at 5:00 pm)Losty Wrote: My feet are always cold. My hands too most of the time. In between someone's legs is definitely a perfect cozy foot warmer I don't ever put my head under the blanket. Such action should scream, think of something else we could do to warm me. :p
Ahh, but the art of the Dutch Oven is the release. It doesn't necessarily require a voluntary head under the covers, but a lift of the leg to create negative pressure and adding air to the system, then dropping the leg, creating positive pressure and forcing everything out of a precisely placed hole right under your chin.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<--- (May 2, 2014 at 6:14 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Ahh, but the art of the Dutch Oven is the release. It doesn't necessarily require a voluntary head under the covers, but a lift of the leg to create negative pressure and adding air to the system, then dropping the leg, creating positive pressure and forcing everything out of a precisely placed hole right under your chin. Eww. That's nasty. (May 2, 2014 at 6:22 pm)Losty Wrote:(May 2, 2014 at 6:14 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Ahh, but the art of the Dutch Oven is the release. It doesn't necessarily require a voluntary head under the covers, but a lift of the leg to create negative pressure and adding air to the system, then dropping the leg, creating positive pressure and forcing everything out of a precisely placed hole right under your chin. That's why it's wise to keep one's icebergs away from my warm, sensitive bits. 
I used to date a girl who didn't have any naturally cold bits, but she had this habit of washing her hands immediately before coming to bed. Most of the time, I'd already be in bed, just starting to doze, and she'd cuddle up and place her ice-fucking-cold hands in the middle of my chest. I'd ask her not to do that (you'd think the shrieking would have carried the message) but she'd generally forget.
She finally took the hint when I bought a pair of wooly mittens, hung them in the bath with a note that said, 'Your new sexy night attire.' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Shrieking? Boru...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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