Stealing rights from God . . . yeah, I keep forgetting how easy it is to completely fuck up an almighty being's plans.

I've been here for a good little while now, and I've read some dumb shit. But this takes the cake. I just...I can't possibly face palm hard enough. I'm actually kind of angry at how dumb this is. Like, i actually feel bad now. Thanks a lot, OP.

So, if same-sex marriage is wrong mainly because it can't result in biological offspring, it should follow that the following couples have no right to be married.

[*] A man whose wife lost the ability to bear children.
[*] A woman and a man who has had a vasectomy.
[*] Any man and woman who choose to not have kids.
[*] Any elderly couple, since women tend to go through menopause sometime between the ages of 45 and 55. Should marriages be dissolved as soon as the woman go through menopause?

Tellingly, I doubt this columnist will even mention any of these scenarios, even though, by the very same logic he uses, they have as little right to marriage as gay people.

That article would be slightly less stupid if it wasn't for the fact that "marriage" is much much older than Christianity. These cross-gobbling morons literally think they invented the institution.

Also, the article author is getting excoriated in the comments. Not what I expected to see at the bottom of that web-rag.

Only people can have rights. Even 'animal rights' are actually about human responsibility. So legally god cannot have any rights.

There is almost no power on earth that can stop a full-of-shit jesus freak from running his fucking mouth.

Fucking moron.

You can STEAL from YHWH? Holy shit! Time to gather my iron chariot army, take its powers, and become a better god.