My dads been going to this church near by to fix his marriage. He's ask me to go in his words" to get laid". I was half temped to fake being a xtain long enough for that reason, then tell her the truth afterwards. Still haven't went yet. I really hate churches. But there's not many atheist in my town.

It's God's will.

Somewhere their gonna say it's Satan will. But who am I to judge

Is getting laid really so difficult that you feel you need to lie to a girl to get in her pants?

Lies are how alot people get laid. Plus I thought it was a funny story

(July 8, 2014 at 5:04 am)critmass235 Wrote: Lies are how alot people get laid. Plus I thought it was a funny story

What about these lies?

"No, I don't have an STD"
"Don't worry about it, I'm on the pill"
"No, I'm not married"

I should of posted this in the humor section. Although I wouldn't be surprised if I was the only atheist in this town.

(July 8, 2014 at 5:41 am)critmass235 Wrote: I should of posted this in the humor section. Although I wouldn't be surprised if I was the only atheist in this town.

Small towns are like that. The church and expectation of belief are such a central part of everything that even if there were other atheists, nobody is going to make it known. The small town my wife is from is like that. Even believers that don't regularly attend church are looked down upon.

Dunno how small your town is, or if you live in Saudi Arabia or something, but I'm guessing not lying about your atheism would help you identify the people who are either okay with having sex with an atheist, or are one themselves (whom incidentally could also be also worried they can't find an open minded partner).

Church is just another type of social club, whatever your reason is for going.