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RE: is this wrong
July 9, 2014 at 4:42 am
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Or maybe she wants to be judged? "Take it sinner, repent, repent, REPENT!" -this is the part where you leave and I have a smoke, beat it before I tell your daddy what you made me do.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: is this wrong
July 9, 2014 at 5:01 am
(July 9, 2014 at 4:42 am)Rhythm Wrote: Or maybe she wants to be judged? "Take it sinner, repent, repent, REPENT!" -this is the part where you leave and I have a smoke, beat it before I tell your daddy what you made me do.
Sounds....nevermind wrong area 
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RE: is this wrong
July 9, 2014 at 5:08 am
(July 8, 2014 at 5:22 am)Cato Wrote: (July 8, 2014 at 5:04 am)critmass235 Wrote: Lies are how alot people get laid. Plus I thought it was a funny story
What about these lies?
"No, I don't have an STD"
"Don't worry about it, I'm on the pill"
"No, I'm not married"
'No, seriously, it's ok. See, I've had a vasectomy, so you'll STILL be a virgin.'
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RE: is this wrong
July 9, 2014 at 5:12 am
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"I've never done this before"
Okay sweetheart, but loosen up on the bit next time, eh? My jaw hurts.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: is this wrong
July 9, 2014 at 12:33 pm
(July 9, 2014 at 5:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (July 8, 2014 at 5:22 am)Cato Wrote: What about these lies?
"No, I don't have an STD"
"Don't worry about it, I'm on the pill"
"No, I'm not married"
'No, seriously, it's ok. See, I've had a vasectomy, so you'll STILL be a virgin.'
Boru
Yeah, lying about having an STD is equivalent to lying about whether you're an astronaut.
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RE: is this wrong
July 9, 2014 at 12:39 pm
Here yah go
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: is this wrong
July 9, 2014 at 12:42 pm
For men.
DO lie about: Being an astronaut, a lawyer, or rich to get her into bed with you. If she really believes you, there's an important lesson for her to learn about believing men when they tell her things like that. If it really matters to her, she's about half an inch deep. If she pretends to believe you, which is what is happening 99% of the time, she is willingly participating in the seduction.
DON'T lie about: Being a doctor, being single, STD-free, the same religion as her, or being willing to convert.
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RE: is this wrong
July 9, 2014 at 12:44 pm
(July 8, 2014 at 5:04 am)critmass235 Wrote: Lies are how alot people get laid.
What could possibly go wrong!
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RE: is this wrong
July 9, 2014 at 8:38 pm
(July 9, 2014 at 12:39 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:
Here yah go
That's a popular activity in the Middle East.
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RE: is this wrong
July 9, 2014 at 8:59 pm
(July 9, 2014 at 12:42 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: For men.
DO lie about: Being an astronaut, a lawyer, or rich to get her into bed with you. If she really believes you, there's an important lesson for her to learn about believing men when they tell her things like that. If it really matters to her, she's about half an inch deep. If she pretends to believe you, which is what is happening 99% of the time, she is willingly participating in the seduction.
DON'T lie about: Being a doctor, being single, STD-free, the same religion as her, or being willing to convert.
All girls are different and I'm probably not the average girl, but I prefer lie free sexual experiences. I don't really care what your truth is if I find you attractive and you make me feel sexy it's almost always a go(barring stds and serial muderers). No need to lie to impress me.
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