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Best way to annoy a theist
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RE: Best way to annoy a theist
July 20, 2014 at 9:56 pm
(July 20, 2014 at 9:27 pm)Luckie Wrote: "Jesus died on the cross for your sins, you know."


"WHAT!? Aw man, I was reading that book.."

Be sure to finish off with:
"Well, guess I don't need to now. Wasn't much good anyway."
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RE: Best way to annoy a theist
July 20, 2014 at 9:57 pm
I recently told one of my Muslim students that her religion needed a better PR team before I'd consider conversion. I was feeling snarky that day.
The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it.
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RE: Best way to annoy a theist
July 20, 2014 at 10:08 pm
(July 20, 2014 at 9:56 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:
(July 20, 2014 at 9:27 pm)Luckie Wrote: "Jesus died on the cross for your sins, you know."


"WHAT!? Aw man, I was reading that book.."

Be sure to finish off with:
"Well, guess I don't need to now. Wasn't much good anyway."

"Yep, too much baby smashing, incest@@, murder, and sacrifice in the first few chapters! I mean.. why do you want me to read that smut?"
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Best way to annoy a theist
July 20, 2014 at 10:13 pm
(July 20, 2014 at 9:49 pm)Luckie Wrote:
(July 20, 2014 at 9:41 pm)ignoramus Wrote: He he, does baby Jesus come in "hot n spicy"?

Oh no. Strictly kosher. Cool Shades

You're missing out Luckie, they taste like squid rings!
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RE: Best way to annoy a theist
July 20, 2014 at 10:19 pm
(July 20, 2014 at 9:56 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:
(July 20, 2014 at 9:27 pm)Luckie Wrote: "Jesus died on the cross for your sins, you know."


"WHAT!? Aw man, I was reading that book.."

Be sure to finish off with:
"Well, guess I don't need to now. Wasn't much good anyway."

When a Christian tells you he's reading the bible and you reply 'Jesus dies on page X! Ops forgot to make the spoiler alert'!
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RE: Best way to annoy a theist
July 20, 2014 at 10:39 pm
(July 20, 2014 at 10:13 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(July 20, 2014 at 9:49 pm)Luckie Wrote: Oh no. Strictly kosher. Cool Shades

You're missing out Luckie, they taste like squid rings!

That sounded naughty to me.. but then most things do. Angel
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#17
Best Way to Troll a Theist
July 20, 2014 at 11:01 pm
This thread should be re-titled, "Best way to troll a theist"
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RE: Best way to annoy a theist
July 20, 2014 at 11:15 pm
Be as illogical as possible in your arguments against religion.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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RE: Best way to annoy a theist
July 20, 2014 at 11:24 pm
A flamethrower should suffice.
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RE: Best way to annoy a theist
July 20, 2014 at 11:27 pm
(July 20, 2014 at 11:15 pm)Polaris Wrote: Be as illogical as possible in your arguments against religion.

Nietzsche said it and I believe it?
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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