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Damned Republicunts
RE: Damned Republicunts
(July 22, 2014 at 4:36 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: I like the idea. Still, I would hate to cede any part of the U.S. to these idiots. But if it came to that, which area would you recommend giving them? I'm torn between giving them part of the southwest desert so they can continue to bitch about Mexicans and other Latin Americans (I wouldn't want to deprive them of all of their favorite things) or Utah, where they could interbreed with the Mormons. Of course, it goes without saying that (oh, delicious irony!) we would need to erect A BIG FUCKING FENCE at the border to keep these shitheads from sneaking back into the U.S. after they turn their own place into a Teabag dystopia.

As for rounding them up and getting them to go voluntarily, we could announce a huge festival -- a combination revival meeting, gun show, monster truck pull, NASCAR race, and performance by the Blue Collar Comedy guys complete with a Blue Angels fly-over. That should get most of them.

Maybe we could take Newt Gingrich's idea and set up a colony on the moon, set aside for them. Heck, we already think of them as lunatics. Now as residents of the lunar colony, that would be their official name.
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RE: Damned Republicunts
Episode #57 - Back to Texas and the King of the Fuck Nuts.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/23/re...bomb-iran/

Quote:Just one day after international watchdogs said Iran was complying with demands to scale back its nuclear program, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) called for the country to be bombed because of the conflict in Gaza.
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RE: Damned Republicunts
Episode #58 - Steve King trying hard not to let Gohmert get too far ahead in the Stupidity Bowl.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/07/22...experience

Quote:Steve King: Obama 'was not raised with an American experience'

Quote:What could the reason for their belief that he is not a "true" American possibly be? What could possibly differentiate Barack Obama in the minds of Steve King or countless other "true" Americans from the 43 American presidents who came before him? It is a damn mystery, that's what it is.
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They'll run this poor bastard out of the party.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/23/te...rant-kids/

Quote:Tea Party town hall erupts as Texas state Rep urges ‘compassion’ for migrant kids

Quote:Simpson attempted to tell the crowd of about 160 residents that the thousands of children arriving at the Mexico-U.S. border are fleeing lives of violence and abuse, including gangsters who specialize in trafficking children as sex slaves. Texans should treat the children with compassion, he said, a notion that his audience summarily rejected.
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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/24/se...t-remarks/

Quote:Second casino cancels Ted Nugent shows over his ‘racist remarks’


If this keeps up he'll be playing in Cracker Barrel for loose change.
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RE: Damned Republicunts
(July 25, 2014 at 1:44 am)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/24/se...t-remarks/

Quote:Second casino cancels Ted Nugent shows over his ‘racist remarks’


If this keeps up he'll be playing in Cracker Barrel for loose change.

The fact that he hasn't yet been shunned by all corners of our society as a pariah, reduced to irrelevance by our media and consigned to obscurity in our culture is a point of shame for me as an American.
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: Damned Republicunts
Well.....look at some of those "Murricans," D-P.

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We aren't responsible for them. Jesus is.
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RE: Damned Republicunts
Episode #59

I guess the republicunts found one immigrant they like.


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/25/fl...s-america/

Quote:FL Republican wants to force state’s students to watch Dinesh D’Souza’s ‘America’

Quote:D’Souza’s latest anti-Obama jeremiad is a conservative revisionist history that seeks to directly counter the version of U.S. history laid out in Howard Zinn’s A People’s History of the United States.

“The argumentation itself is bad, laughably bad. Native Americans were bad treaty-keepers who were already killing each other, the brutes,” wrote Salon’s Elizabeth Stoker Bruenig, “a claim D’Souza curiously follows up with the assertion that they all died of disease anyway — just naturally, just like that, out of nowhere.”

Indiewire blogger Gabe Toro called America “artless propaganda, uninformed, sensationalistic and devoted to buzz phrases (“the shaming of America”), simplicity (“have the United States been a force for good or ill in the world?”) and grandstanding (“We won’t let them shame us, we won’t let them intimidate us”—who is them and who is us?)” and mused that it might be “the worst political documentary of all time.”


Stupid triumphs in republicunt circles.
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RE: Damned Republicunts
Episode #60


Dumbfuck republicunt asswipe grabs his guitar and leads the crowd in the singing of the National Anthem....."Dixie."

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/28/wa...ist-event/
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RE: Damned Republicunts
Episode #61

Breathe deeply and thank the republicunts and jesus for the soot.


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/29/go...cials-say/

Quote:God gave Alabama coal, so EPA can’t tell us not to burn it, state officials say
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