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Wft?!? a mash banger Brit sawed of a 'merican's head!

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Wft?!? a mash banger Brit sawed of a 'merican's head!
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RE: Wft?!? a mash banger Brit sawed of a 'merican's head!
August 22, 2014 at 6:10 pm
(August 22, 2014 at 11:08 am)Stimbo Wrote: Stop trying to confuse the issue with facts!

I believe the term your looking for is straw man stims.
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RE: Wft?!? a mash banger Brit sawed of a 'merican's head!
August 22, 2014 at 6:12 pm
(August 22, 2014 at 6:09 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:
(August 22, 2014 at 6:07 pm)Insanity Wrote: Take what? I'm confused.

"Would fap to...Jesus taking it"

I think would fap to explains it.

I don't wanna answer thatAngel
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RE: Wft?!? a mash banger Brit sawed of a 'merican's head!
August 22, 2014 at 6:13 pm
(August 22, 2014 at 4:14 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: I miss my son.
He's hot.

Did you leave your son locked in the car? What does he's hot mean?
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RE: Wft?!? a mash banger Brit sawed of a 'merican's head!
August 22, 2014 at 6:14 pm
(August 22, 2014 at 6:04 pm)Drich Wrote:
(August 22, 2014 at 10:19 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Radical from the point of view of moderate Muslims.

You see, you Christians aren't the only ones who cherry-pick their holy book. Muslims do the same, and the vast majority of them, like the vast majority of Christians, are not radicals.

Your like the 5th person who believes Christians cherry pick, so I will ask you to show me. In the interest of saving time I will remind you that the bible represents two different religions. In order to avoid a straw man a reminder, I am asking for Christian laws that tell us to declare war.

Woah woah woah, are you trying to say that none of the OT laws are relevant to Christianity? Or just the cherry picked ones....
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RE: Wft?!? a mash banger Brit sawed of a 'merican's head!
August 22, 2014 at 6:14 pm
(August 22, 2014 at 6:09 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: "Would fap to...Jesus taking it"

I think would fap to explains it.

I was wondering how Jesus was going to take the action of fapping. This makes more sense.
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RE: Wft?!? a mash banger Brit sawed of a 'merican's head!
August 22, 2014 at 6:16 pm
(August 22, 2014 at 5:41 pm)Drich Wrote:
(August 22, 2014 at 9:21 am)jesus_wept Wrote: I dont know what I'm more shocked about, that a Muslim would chop someone's head off for Allah or that Brits are known as "mash bangers" (a term I hadn't heard before and wouldn't have understood if someone had called it me)... I think I'll go with mash banger.

You never heard of a mash banger? I live in orlando and that is what we call the paste-y white Brits who wear nothing but shorty shorts/soccer dukes, knee high socks, "sandies", and tank tops for a week, go out into the sun with SPF 1000 and still look like a beet red kettle cooked sausage. That's the "banger" bit. (Because they look like a red hot or a ball park frank) then God help you if your at a theme park, or worse yet an idrive restraunt waiting for a table, with one next to you. None of them seem to understand what personal space is. They crowd you when their is no reason to all the while reeking of coconut oil, and aloe. That was the mash part (they mash against you in line)

Since bangers and mash was already taken and to lessen confusion... The mash banger was born.

You're honestly surprised people from the UK haven't heard of a colloquialism from Orlando?
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RE: Wft?!? a mash banger Brit sawed of a 'merican's head!
August 22, 2014 at 6:17 pm
(August 22, 2014 at 6:10 pm)Drich Wrote:
(August 22, 2014 at 11:08 am)Stimbo Wrote: Stop trying to confuse the issue with facts!

I believe the term your looking for is straw man stims.

No. A strawman is a misrepresentation of a person's argument or position in order to address something that wasn't said and avoid what was. When the historical facts were being presented, your argument wasn't misrepresented; merely punctured.
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RE: Wft?!? a mash banger Brit sawed of a 'merican's head!
August 22, 2014 at 6:17 pm
(August 22, 2014 at 5:53 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "Mash banger" was coined to avoid confusion?

Didn't work, did it?

You beat me to it.
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RE: Wft?!? a mash banger Brit sawed of a 'merican's head!
August 22, 2014 at 6:18 pm
(August 22, 2014 at 5:48 pm)Losty Wrote: Wow. Just wow.
Well, to all the lovely Brits, I am fine with pastey white (I wear 1000spf also and reapply every 30 minutes Wink ), you can bring your bangers and mash me all you like. Ps. I love the smell of coconut oil and aloe Wink

Eeeew

Get a job/live near a theme park. You will quickly get your fill.. I guess it's like working at a chocolate factory. After a while you can't stand being around the stuff.
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RE: Wft?!? a mash banger Brit sawed of a 'merican's head!
August 22, 2014 at 6:22 pm
I did live near a theme park for about 7 years. The smell of people in coconut sunscreen is something I miss. Maybe I'm just weird.
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