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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 20, 2014 at 12:19 am
I wonder, come what-ever-the-day-is-after-the-day the professor claims, if he will admit to not only being wrong, delusional, and possibly mentally ill, but to being nothing more than a run-of-the-mill no account racist as well?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 20, 2014 at 12:41 am (This post was last modified: September 20, 2014 at 12:44 am by The Grand Nudger.)


Well, I did say "offchance".....didn't I? I'm trying to be generous. Just seems to me like such a hellish accusation that one might have at least given -some thought- to what one would do if they were in error.



Chewbacca...is a wookie...who comes...from the planet Endor......

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There will only be 2 teams playing off.
-and in your spread, our team loses - but I'm okay with that. It will be the last good thing that humanity does before becoming enslaved. A fitting epitaph. How is your eternity (and your god's victory) going to seem to you, looking down at the mountains of the dead? Meh, I guess that you'll have eternity (starting on the 25..was it?) to mull it over, so there's no rush in responding to this question specifically.
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#563
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 20, 2014 at 12:50 am
Quote:Chewbacca...is a wookie


Are you sure?


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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 20, 2014 at 1:19 am
(September 20, 2014 at 12:41 am)Rhythm Wrote: Chewbacca...is a wookie...who comes...from the planet Endor......
I dunno about Jewbacca. But I want to clarify three things.
  1. No one comes from planet Endor! Endor is uninhabited since the toxic gases make it impossible to live there.


  2. The one that it's qualified to sustain life is the Moon of Endor.


  3. But Chewbacca along with the rest of the Wookiees come from Kashyyyk . Not from Endor.
    The ones that come from the moon of Endor are the Ewoks.

Rhythm I respect you and all but if you are gonna quote Star wars DO IT PROPERLY.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 20, 2014 at 1:20 am (This post was last modified: September 20, 2014 at 1:22 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Quote:The ones that come from the moon of Endor are the Ewoks.
This does not make sense...you must acquit!


South Park, Zid....South Park.
(though I may have misremembered that just as well)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 20, 2014 at 1:29 am
(September 20, 2014 at 1:20 am)Rhythm Wrote:
Quote:The ones that come from the moon of Endor are the Ewoks.
This does not make sense...you must acquit!
That's why I added links so you can see it for yourself.

The Ewoks are from the moon of Endor and that's not open for debate. And you're just gonna have to accept that.


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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 20, 2014 at 1:33 am (This post was last modified: September 20, 2014 at 1:33 am by The Grand Nudger.)
I'm sorry, OJ has already been acquitted. The time to criticize the wookie defense has passed. Double jeopardy and all that jazz.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 20, 2014 at 1:39 am
(September 20, 2014 at 1:33 am)Rhythm Wrote: I'm sorry, OJ has already been acquitted. The time to criticize the wookie defense has passed. Double jeopardy and all that jazz.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 20, 2014 at 2:04 am
(September 19, 2014 at 9:19 pm)professor Wrote: It just came to my mind that there was a question as to if God is unable to do anything until a certain time (something like that).
When you have a perfect plan to begin your vacation on a specific day, do you wait patiently for that day, doing the preparatory stuff, or do you abandon your perfect plan?
A perfect plan indicates anything else is imperfect.
Which is it?

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 20, 2014 at 2:07 am
Why do I fear that shithead will still be here on the 26th?
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