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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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Wish I had a ho to plough.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
Everytime I bring them in the house my wife gives me shit, throws em out the door and tells me not to bring that filth into our home anymore.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
This is a very fast moving forum, very interesting about your growing stuff Rhythm.
I have heard some of us are coming back ( if that's true- I volunteer, I have a necessity to keep busy). I do not believe in tithing. I believe in giving. Big difference.  RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 23, 2014 at 3:03 pm
(This post was last modified: September 23, 2014 at 3:05 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(September 23, 2014 at 3:01 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Everytime I bring them in the house my wife gives me shit, throws em out the door and tells me not to bring that filth into our home anymore. Tase your wife.  So, Prof, does this start the 25th US time or as soon as the 25th kicks in in different parts of the world? If the latter I'll be interested to see if Kiwis really can fly. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"   ![[Image: tumblr_mbdr7jmYFa1row6uro1_500.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=38.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mbdr7jmYFa1row6uro1_500.png)
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 23, 2014 at 5:07 pm
(This post was last modified: September 23, 2014 at 5:08 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Yup yup, it's what I do. Kind of irks me that the rapture is going to interfere with my favorite part of the season. I'm supposed to be doing this tour for a kindergarten class on friday and I put alot of work into it - but no...no...."fuck you -and- your pumpkins" Jesus says, apparently.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
I am glad it is not scheduled for the weekends at least. I already hate getting up just to bash the door in the faces of those weird soul-savers who show up almost every weekend.
 (September 23, 2014 at 3:17 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: I hope we at least get to celebrate the carnival of Time
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." |
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