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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 25, 2014 at 6:59 pm)whateverist Wrote: Oh shit! You should see this. Here in California tere is actually a rupture in the fabric of space and tim

I told Tim to put his clothes back on, but does he listen? Nooooo!
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Got it! Thank you, thank you, thank you. There was nothing but thin lipped righteous mother-fuckers everywhere. The man in the blue box was hella helpful. Looks like the rupture is repaired and we have a hell of a lot less assholes around. Thank god too.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Well, I'm pretty satisfied to conclude that christians are aliens, after that.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 25, 2014 at 7:08 pm)whateverist Wrote: Got it! Thank you, thank you, thank you. There was nothing but thin lipped righteous mother-fuckers everywhere. The man in the blue box was hella helpful. Looks like the rupture is repaired and we have a hell of a lot less assholes around. Thank god too.

Best skeet shooting on the planet.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 25, 2014 at 7:20 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(September 25, 2014 at 7:08 pm)whateverist Wrote: Got it! Thank you, thank you, thank you. There was nothing but thin lipped righteous mother-fuckers everywhere. The man in the blue box was hella helpful. Looks like the rupture is repaired and we have a hell of a lot less assholes around. Thank god too.

Best skeet shooting on the planet.

Do you get extra points for the fat evangelicals?

A song for the moment?



To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Depends Lemon, how fast are they traveling and can you provide confirmation? Also, what gear are you using? Iron sight, scoped, standing, prone....these things matter......
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 25, 2014 at 7:22 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:
(September 25, 2014 at 7:20 pm)Beccs Wrote: Best skeet shooting on the planet.

Do you get extra points for the fat evangelicals?

A song for the moment?




Extra points if they explode messily and the viscera hits other rising fundies.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 25, 2014 at 6:59 pm)whateverist Wrote: Oh shit! You should see this. Here in California tere is actually a rupture in the fabric of space and tim

Sorry bout that, that was actually an unfortunate incident between yours truly and a bean burrito.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 25, 2014 at 7:24 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Depends Lemon, how fast are they traveling and can you provide confirmation? Also, what gear are you using? Iron sight, scoped, standing, prone....these things matter......

How many points if you mow them down in time with the soundtrack?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 25, 2014 at 7:24 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Depends Lemon, how fast are they traveling and can you provide confirmation? Also, what gear are you using? Iron sight, scoped, standing, prone....these things matter......

I like a winchester with a iron sight myself. After all if they are rising everywhere I probably wont need to go more the 50 yards for a target. Iron sights means less fucking with a scope to sight it in, and altough I like prone more, given the setting I may have go for a kneeling stance.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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