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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 8:39 pm
I don't know what I'd do. My guess is that I'd probably be kicking myself over all the things I'd wanted to do and would no longer have time to do, but I'd probably welcome the moment when the reaper finally puts his icy hand on my shoulder. Surprisingly, the answer of the YEC minister that just got banned is the closest I think would be the case for me, although substituting prayer with my family with "watching movies, some of which I'd probably have seen dozens of times before", and replacing "be with Jesus" with "be pain-free." It really helps to understand that I've been heavily influenced by Arthur Schopenhauer, and that I spent nine of my twenty years in a grade school where everybody hated me for no apparent reason, and spent the last six in varying degrees of what I think is PTSD because of it. I really wish I could say that I'd do something I'd always wanted to do, but in just one day? Are you kidding?
Although I do like BA's idea. I suppose if you have one day to live, it would make sense to spend it in a place where every living thing is trying to kill you.
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Have breakfast with Mom and Dad and make sure it was a damn good one. Hug them, tell them I love them and be on my way.
Visit the siblings and all of the children in my life.
Jot down quick will leaving all of my money and belongings to the above people.
Sex.
Drink water.
Sex.
Drink water.
Sex.
Drink water.
Sex.
Die.
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Why so much water, Shell?
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 8:59 pm
(June 22, 2010 at 5:19 am)British_Atheist Wrote: If you only had one day left to live what would you do with it? 
Fly to Austaila and die on a nice Beach there.
A hint; Our seasons are the reverse of yours. The winter solstice was two days ago. Here in South Australia ,night temperatures have been getting down to 4-5 degrees celsius in the city and 0 celsius in the hills,. Right now in this room,with the heater on,it's up to 17C. (it's 10.30 am Wednesday 23 June)
If you want to lie on an Aussie beach in winter,go to Queensland. That's like a slightly less tacky Miami,without the murders .
Frank Sinatra said Quote:Live each day as if it's your last.One day you'll be right
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 9:05 pm
(June 22, 2010 at 8:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why so much water, Shell?
Good sex requires hydration.
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 9:07 pm
(June 22, 2010 at 9:05 pm)Shell B Wrote: (June 22, 2010 at 8:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why so much water, Shell?
Good sex requires hydration.
Isn't that why they invented Hot Tubs?
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 9:12 pm
(June 22, 2010 at 9:07 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Isn't that why they invented Hot Tubs?
Yes, yes, it is. Of course, you can't drink hot tub water. Then again, if it was my last day, I wouldn't have to worry about getting mouth mercer from hot tub water, so I suppose I could.
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 22, 2010 at 9:21 pm
(June 22, 2010 at 8:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why so much water, Shell?
Sex is very dehydrating if done properly. 
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 23, 2010 at 11:00 am
(June 22, 2010 at 9:05 pm)Shell B Wrote: (June 22, 2010 at 8:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why so much water, Shell?
Good sex requires hydration.
I thought it was for another reason. 
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RE: If you had only one day left to live!
June 23, 2010 at 11:31 am
Get drunk. I wouldn't have to worry about a hangover.
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