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Creatard Assholes At It Again
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Creatard Assholes At It Again
October 3, 2014 at 3:53 pm
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RE: Creatard Assholes At It Again
October 3, 2014 at 4:29 pm
What the heck is wrong with these people?
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RE: Creatard Assholes At It Again
October 3, 2014 at 4:30 pm
They're stupid.
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RE: Creatard Assholes At It Again
October 3, 2014 at 4:32 pm (This post was last modified: October 3, 2014 at 4:32 pm by Cyberman.)
Yes there is something more stupid. A xtian with such a desperate need to believe that he can't wait to throw his money at any fraudulent crap sold under the god label.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Creatard Assholes At It Again
October 3, 2014 at 4:37 pm
Wait... Javier Cabrera? His initials are... holy shit!!!
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: Creatard Assholes At It Again
October 3, 2014 at 4:44 pm
The "Ica" stones?

Seriously?

The guy that carved them admitted it and described how he did it.

What next? The Cambodian "triceratops" temple carving?

You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: Creatard Assholes At It Again
October 3, 2014 at 4:47 pm
How can I make a hoax? I can use some money
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RE: Creatard Assholes At It Again
October 3, 2014 at 4:55 pm
(October 3, 2014 at 4:47 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: How can I make a hoax? I can use some money

Have a seizure in front of camera, then wake up five minutes later and say "gawd hath touched me"
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RE: Creatard Assholes At It Again
October 3, 2014 at 5:06 pm
(October 3, 2014 at 3:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/creat...dinosaurs/

Quote:Creationist museum: Our fraudulent ‘Ica Stones’ prove man rode on triceratops dinosaurs

Quote:The Ica Stones are a favorite artifact of many conspiracy theorists, even though a 1977 Nova documentary revealed that they were the creation of the man who allegedly found them, Dr. Javier Cabrera, who also confessed to having sculpted them.

There is nothing quite as stupid as a xtian.
Ancient man didn't rode on triceratops! The whole idea is ridiculous. Who's gonna believe that?
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Everyone knows they used their flintmobiles.
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Re: RE: Creatard Assholes At It Again
October 3, 2014 at 5:08 pm (This post was last modified: October 3, 2014 at 5:09 pm by KUSA.)
(October 3, 2014 at 3:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There is nothing quite as stupid as a xtian.

I think the Muslims are giving them a run for it.
(October 3, 2014 at 4:47 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: How can I make a hoax? I can use some money

Open a church.
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