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MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 4:48 pm
And who the fuck is Nicodemus? Just another character in the book. Sort of the Jar Jar Binks of the fucking bible.
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 4:55 pm (This post was last modified: November 23, 2014 at 4:56 pm by abaris.)
(November 23, 2014 at 4:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote: And who the fuck is Nicodemus? Just another character in the book. Sort of the Jar Jar Binks of the fucking bible.

Probably this bloke

Quote: Saint Nicodemus (/ˌnɪkəˈdiːməs/; Greek: Νικόδημος) was a Pharisee and a member of the Sanhedrin. Nicodemus, according to the Gospel of John, showed favour to Jesus.

Very reliable source, has three cameos in John. And he's got his own wiki page. There's also a winery near Vienna called Nicodemus, but I guess we can rule that one out.
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 4:56 pm (This post was last modified: November 23, 2014 at 4:56 pm by Minimalist.)
That cinches it then, doesn't it.

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Oops. Guess what. Look who else has a wiki page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jar_Jar_Binks
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 4:57 pm
So the character's not even as developed as Jar Jar, then. How embarrassing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 4:59 pm
(November 23, 2014 at 4:57 pm)Stimbo Wrote: So the character's not even as developed as Jar Jar, then. How embarrassing.

He wouldn't even get a nomination for best supporting actor.
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 4:59 pm
Although it has already been said I'll restate it: There are no CONTEMPORARY accounts of the events outside the Bible.

Looking forward to laughing at part 2.
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 5:00 pm
I'm going to guess that Part 2 is built upon Part 1 and having singularly failed to lay a foundation this one is coming down in a big fucking hurry.
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 5:03 pm
I keep my resurrecting gods in mythology-powder dry until then.
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 5:07 pm (This post was last modified: November 23, 2014 at 5:08 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(November 23, 2014 at 10:41 am)His_Majesty Wrote: Ahhh yes yes. Keep talking like that. 2pac said "Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy".

You ain't foolin' anyone -- the last time you saw pussy was when one evic -- er, gave birth to -- you.

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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 5:09 pm (This post was last modified: November 23, 2014 at 5:10 pm by abaris.)
(November 23, 2014 at 5:07 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: You ain't foolin' anyone -- the last time you saw pussy was when one evic -- er, gave birth to -- you.

Neve underestimate the power of web based research.
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