In Mark 3:28-29, the Bible say that "all sins and blasphemes will be forgiven for the sons of men. But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven, but is guilty of an eternal sin."

I thought about that for a while and then came up with this thread. Its purpose is for people to have a place to blaspheme against the Holy Spirit so that whenever a new theist comes to AF to proselytize, we can redirect him to this thread to show him that we're beyond saving.

I'll go first: Fuck you, Holy Spirit. You can suck my dick.

There's only one Holy spirit, and it's called Laphroaig 10 year old. The other guy is just an impostor.

(December 4, 2014 at 10:05 am)Vosur Wrote: I'll go first: Fuck you, Holy Spirit. You can suck my dick.

I don't think, fuck you is enough. The unforgivable sin is about denying the holy spirit. But you just invited it to suck dick, so you didn't actually deny it.

(December 4, 2014 at 10:16 am)abaris Wrote:

(December 4, 2014 at 10:05 am)Vosur Wrote: I'll go first: Fuck you, Holy Spirit. You can suck my dick.

I don't think, fuck you is enough. The unforgivable sin is about denying the holy spirit. But you just invited it to suck dick, so you didn't actually deny it.

Quite the opposite, actually

(December 4, 2014 at 10:16 am)abaris Wrote:

(December 4, 2014 at 10:05 am)Vosur Wrote: I'll go first: Fuck you, Holy Spirit. You can suck my dick.

I don't think, fuck you is enough. The unforgivable sin is about denying the holy spirit. But you just invited it to suck dick, so you didn't actually deny it.

There seem to be a myriad of different interpretations of that verse and what "blaspheme" in that context actually means - I just went with one I thought fitting.

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OK, so keep this nice and short: Fuck the holy spirit.

Seems like the christers should have a list of such blaspheming folks so they don't waste their time trying to save them. They could then spend more time with folks that at least have a chance of redemption.

As for the Holy Spirit, I would take the BJ, but I would not reciprocate, thus denying the Holy Spirit an orgasm.

Islamic blasphemy.

(December 4, 2014 at 10:16 am)abaris Wrote: The unforgivable sin is about denying the holy spirit. But you just invited it to suck dick, so you didn't actually deny it.

The priests that Jesus condemns in Mark 3 accused him of being an agent of the Devil and claiming that he exorcised demons with the authority of Satan. I don't think there's anything in the Bible that explicitly described the holy spirit as an individual, and the priests in that story do not confirm it as such. IMO, Jesus condemns them for calling god's gift of exorcism a demonic ruse.

"Holy spirit" could just be a euphemism for 'energy' or 'magic.' In which case you don't really blaspheme against the holy spirit, but against god. Which makes more sense, when you think about it. Blaspheming Jesus or god is forgivable, but not the holy spirit, which gets very few mentions and no concrete description in the entire Bible? That doesn't make much sense.

In any case, there is no god and there is no cosmic battery to power one. That should do for fulfilling the OP's qualifications.