(December 23, 2014 at 3:53 am)Exian Wrote: So, basically your version of GOD!!! is what I would simply call the universe, except your universe has vocal chords.

And since you didn't seem to follow my link, I'll leave you a quote. This is a time saving device:

Quote:Hello, abrahamic theist.

If you are reading this, then you have more than likely tried to preach at me in an attempt to "save my soul", and I have kindly linked you to this page to "save you" the time and effort.

I'm an atheist; I don't accept the claims made by your religion as being true, including the existence of your brand of god(s). This means when I say "Your god can lick my butthole", I'm being nonsensical, because something that doesn't exist will have a hard time licking my butthole, let alone sending me to hell for saying it. Likewise, I don't hate your god. If he can't lick my butthole for being non-existent, I can't hate him. I will say, I hate the man-made, fear-mongering, mythology surrounding your god and your religion.

At this point, you may be thinking "There's still a chance to save this misguided soul", and in an attempt to remove all doubt, I give you this: god, the holy spirit, and Jesus fucking Christ can all go fuck themselves in a holy ménage à trois for all I care.

Thanks.

ty for replying
Here is something to consider:
It is not MY DEFINITION of God.
It is the AUTHOR of pretty much EVERY religious text EVER WRITTEN

try again to ACTUALLY read the quotes I posted lol

literally HUNDREDS more quotes available for you from texts written throughout history and in many cultures ALL DEFINING GOD as the ALL of ALL ALL's.

Then try this trick.
Go back and READ the bible except this time when anyone mentions GOD or FATHER substitute the new evolved definition that you have now for the contemptuous one you used the first time.

then you will see the nature of ESOTERIC WORDS.

It is written so a poorly educated individual may still benefit from the CONCEPT. AS WELL AS a HIGHLY educated individual.

it is ESOTERIC.

HIDDEN MEANING.

METAPHORS

ANALOGIES

of a VERY REAL THING THAT IS AMAZINGLY EASY TO FIND LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

READ IT AGAIN LOL

Cause what it is SAYING.
Is SUPER EASY TO UNDERSTAND AND THE GREATEST LAUGH YOU WILL EVER HAVE!

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(December 23, 2014 at 3:56 am)robvalue Wrote: OK so you've engaged in some dishonest semantics. You got anything else? Are you expecting a string of conversions from that brain fart?

What is dishonest about using the AUTHOR of a works definition over the definition from someone that didn't get it the first time they read it? Or someone that bases their definition off of the hearsay of others?

The AUTHOR is the SOURCE of the DEFINITION under his or her POETIC LICENSE.

Connotation is a real thing look it up lol

HOW about YOU WRITE more CLEARLY and NOT ALTERNatinG BeTWEEN CaPZ LULZ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously it's a headache trying to read through your posts.

None of us really care about any sort of god, whatever they might be imagined to be, unless you've got some EVIDENCE to show us that may evidence its existence. If you don't have any evidence, you're wasting your and our time.

(December 23, 2014 at 3:49 am)robvalue Wrote: Very nice.

ty

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(December 23, 2014 at 3:58 am)Sionnach Wrote: God does not exist.

look out your window...

LOLOLOLOL

You guys crack me up for real hahahaha

God is the Anthropomorphism of WHATEVER THE TOTALITY OF EXISTENCE IS!!

Not what you BELIEVE it is LOLOLOL

What IT ACTUALLY IS.

So if you are saying reality is imaginary then I understand you and would suggest psychiatric care.

What you CAN say is did we CORRECTLY Anthropomorphize a LIVING THING? or a DEAD thing?

Again i would say, go look out your window... LOLOLOL

read the BOOKS AGAIN and substitute this new intel and have a GREAT LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Errrm, so how is this "god" different from what we understand by the "universe"? Is the universe sentient? Did the universe send out contradictory messages to different people in different geological positions which led to all the contradictory religions? If the universe is sentient enough, why did it make so many mistakes in our "design", with all the dead planets, deadly asteroids, e.t.c?

Tone down the caps lock, son. Using it doesn't make any of what you said less stupid.

I looked out my window. Know what I saw?

(December 23, 2014 at 3:59 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: That looks an awful lot like copy pasta, to me.

Anyway. Do you have any evidence for this god thing?

yes ...

God by definition is the totality of all existence even that which may or may not have created it... Anthropomorphized as GOD.

So you can ask did the authors of religious texts INCORRECTLY Anthropomorphize God in their ANALOGIES and METAPHORS of HIM?
or were they right and we are actually living INSIDE a LIFE FORM far LARGER than we currently are IMAGINING?

And if so by what methods should we attempt to communicate and on what TIME-SCALE could we expect a response?

Knowing that OURSELVES are also part of this larger Organism and likely interconnected in many ways yet discovered.

But hey let's just tell all the kids there is no God right? We can't see what is plainly in front of our faces so it must not be there LOL

You guys are like someone telling Christopher Columbus to not bother to go look for new lands, as since you have never seen them, they cannot exist!!!!!

ROFL!

so YOU PROVE that God exists by EXISTING!

and you ALSO PROVE that He is ALIVE!!!

Life comes FROM LIFE.

Like Father like Son

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(December 23, 2014 at 4:00 am)Exian Wrote: This person can't be real. That's the first time I got to use the blasphemy thread link, if this ends up being a Poe I'm gonna be pissed.

yeah I am real lol
and not the guy you fear.

I am sure I will equally make you pissed hahah but then LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!!!!

Because then YOU will KNOW the GREATEST MYSTERY OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!

It really is NOT hard guys.

Religion is a SIMPLE CONCEPT

For SIMPLE PEOPLE AND FOR THE ADVANCED^^

There is MUCH wisdom hidden within. LEARN little ones.
LEARN.

The go RE READ the OLD BOOKS LOL
They WILL make SENSE to you THIS time

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(December 23, 2014 at 4:04 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: HOW about YOU WRITE more CLEARLY and NOT ALTERNatinG BeTWEEN CaPZ LULZ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously it's a headache trying to read through your posts.

None of us really care about any sort of god, whatever they might be imagined to be, unless you've got some EVIDENCE to show us that may evidence its existence. If you don't have any evidence, you're wasting your and our time.

yeah the caps are for EMPHASIS.
If you SCREAM at your OWN BRAIN in an IMAGINARY VOICE that you have assigned to me (classy I hope) then you HAVE some MENTAL CONTROL ISSUES to work OUT LOL

watch this: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to you is a scream right?
to me is a sigh of relief

So is that cup half full or half empty you who dares to interpret these words?

I already find the old books pretty damn funny. I'd find them funnier if they didn't cause pain, promote misogyny, fear monger, child abuse, outright lie, and hold sway over our political ideologies.

(December 23, 2014 at 4:11 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: Errrm, so how is this "god" different from what we understand by the "universe"? Is the universe sentient? Did the universe send out contradictory messages to different people in different geological positions which led to all the contradictory religions? If the universe is sentient enough, why did it make so many mistakes in our "design", with all the dead planets, deadly asteroids, e.t.c?

the only mistake is your EXPECTATIONS of what God is.
God is THAT WHICH EXISTS.
The REAL debate is exactly that is the Universe SENTIENT!!

If so by what means should we attempt communication and in what forms/frequencies/TIME-SCALE can we expect responses and in WHAT LANGUAGE?

IF the authors of the ancient religious texts were correct then YES the Universe is Alive and Sentient. If they were wrong well the UNIVERSE still exists... we STILL need a CONCEPT of GOD to COMMUNICATE with each other...
that concept is defined by pretty much every religious text ever written in any culture in any period of history.
Because it is COMMON and EASY to UNDERSTAND lol
We are the very least in a field of energy that has life sustaining qualities worth studying. Perhaps it is the totality of us that makes God's brain. perhaps we are like synapses. None of use would know what the ENTIRE BRAIN is thinking.
the point is WHAT DOES THE BIBLE DEFINE GOD AS?
Not me, not you, and certainly not an Atheist that doesn't even believe the CONCEPT EXISTS!!!!! LOL....
but what does the BIBLE say?
I would say see the first post in this thread for the quotes and actually READ them this time ... lol

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(December 23, 2014 at 4:13 am)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: Tone down the caps lock, son. Using it doesn't make any of what you said less stupid.

thanks DAD I will get right on that LOL

YOU interpret the STUPIDITY of what I write not me hahaha

I will let the WORDS speak for themselves.

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(December 23, 2014 at 4:14 am)Exian Wrote: I looked out my window. Know what I saw?

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yes as you looked out you saw the edge of the abyss, as you smelled the acrid stench of decaying bodies, and you were awash in the horror... the horror of existence....

get well soon,
Sonny

Well if you're just going to let the words speak for themselves then Ryan was right on the money wasn't he?

Your posts come across like they're qeitten by a crazy person, and that you're here only to preach at us