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She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
#91
RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
LOL, puritans!

I can hit a strip club and manage not to cheat on my wife. It's not even difficult........it gets zero thought/effort. Confusedhrugs:
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#92
RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
(January 2, 2015 at 4:50 pm)Losty Wrote: .. women should wear burkas, etc. etc. because of male sexuality. Poor dears can't help themselves, ..

That's exactly what I tell the wife when she is surprised by my advances. If she didn't want anal sex she shouldn't have such a shapely back side. She is just begging for it.
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#93
RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
Could put the burka on her ass. Problem solved.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#94
RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
(January 2, 2015 at 6:24 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Could put the burka on her ass. Problem solved.

ROFLOL

I think this thread has jumped the ass. Well, all's been said anyways as long as theres no input from OP
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#95
RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
(January 2, 2015 at 6:51 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(January 2, 2015 at 6:24 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Could put the burka on her ass. Problem solved.

ROFLOL

I think this thread has jumped the ass. Well, all's been said anyways as long as theres no input from OP

The OP wanted men to say, oh your wife is bad. . . poor you. He didn't want help.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#96
RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
(January 2, 2015 at 6:54 pm)Jenny A Wrote: The OP wanted men to say, oh your wife is bad. . . poor you. He didn't want help.

Yeah, with that title combined with the actual post...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#97
RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
(January 2, 2015 at 5:40 pm)Losty Wrote: Actually, I was arguing that temptation was a bullshit claim
Which is a stupid position. Temptation is a common feature of the human condition. It's not just some religious thing.
Quote:and you said I was wrong.
You are.
Quote:A man who isn't going to cheat on his wife, isn't going to cheat on his wife regardless of what the temptations are.
Yep. But then there's a class of men who won't cheat on their wives unless faced with a certain degree of temptation. There are a lot of men in that class.
Quote:I didn't take a stupid position.
Yes, you did, and you keep doubling down on it.
Quote:I don't care if you agree with me. I do not believe that going to Vegas will make a married man more likely to cheat on his wife than he was when he wasn't in Vegas. I haven't seen any proof to suggest that being way from his wife and near sinners will change the probably of a man cheating.
I have. I've known guys who did just that. Further, again, it's a very common part of the human condition. Is a dieter better off with or without a carton of ice cream in the freezer? Most are better off without. It's simplistic to say If they're not going to eat ice cream, they're not going to eat ice cream, and that's that.
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#98
RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
Despite numerous opportunities, I don't cheat on my wife for two very good reasons:

1. I don't wish to do so.

2. She informed me once, with the sweetest smile you can imagine, that if she ever caught me cheating, she'd kill me in my sleep.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#99
RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
(January 2, 2015 at 7:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Despite numerous opportunities, I don't cheat on my wife for two very good reasons:

1. I don't wish to do so.

2. She informed me once, with the sweetest smile you can imagine, that if she ever caught me cheating, she'd kill me in my sleep.

Boru

No sucking out of life, just ordinary death killing? Sad
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
(January 2, 2015 at 7:30 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(January 2, 2015 at 7:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Despite numerous opportunities, I don't cheat on my wife for two very good reasons:

1. I don't wish to do so.

2. She informed me once, with the sweetest smile you can imagine, that if she ever caught me cheating, she'd kill me in my sleep.

Boru

No sucking out of life, just ordinary death killing? Sad

Kill-kill, not metaphor-kill.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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