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RE: Science is the brother of Islam
January 10, 2015 at 1:06 am
Well, I can lick my own balls. And I get the urge to hump the legs of sexy ladies.
Oh, and I wipe my arse on the carpet. But that's definitely it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Science is the brother of Islam
January 10, 2015 at 1:36 am
Arabic looks more like musical notes than letters. Hehe, funny squiggles.
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RE: Science is the brother of Islam
January 10, 2015 at 1:51 am
That does look like a musical transcript.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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RE: Science is the brother of Islam
January 10, 2015 at 1:56 am
(January 10, 2015 at 1:34 am) أكبر Wrote: (January 10, 2015 at 1:06 am)Stimbo Wrote: Well, I can lick my own balls.
No you cant!
Can too!!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Science is the brother of Islam
January 10, 2015 at 2:01 am
(This post was last modified: January 10, 2015 at 2:14 am by Exian.)
Deleted my comment. Upon second thought, it was more inflammatory than funny. Didn't feel good about it.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Science is the brother of Islam
January 10, 2015 at 2:13 am
(January 10, 2015 at 1:58 am) أكبر Wrote: (January 10, 2015 at 1:56 am)Stimbo Wrote: Can too!!
Have you been able to prove it
Have you been able to disprove it?
(To answer your question: actually, yes.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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