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She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
(January 10, 2015 at 12:04 pm)Creed of Heresy Wrote: Hey, that wasn't Rhythm, that was me!

...Right?

I'M MISSING SOMETHING AREN'T I.

Great, now I'm going to be going all OCD over this.
Posts from both of you suggested the same point, at least to me. Just pretend that I included your name too. Big Grin
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
Im in your spawn Creed..mining your resources.

All your points are belong to US!
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(January 10, 2015 at 8:37 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Im in your spawn Creed..mining your resources.

All your points are belong to US!

Best use of that reference...ever...Big Grin
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
(January 10, 2015 at 8:37 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Im in your spawn Creed..mining your resources.

All your points are belong to US!

Oh no! Somebody set us up the post!

I feel asleep. The truck have started to move.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
(January 9, 2015 at 10:17 am)Rhythm Wrote: I did try it your way once, btw, Alpha (because I was young and dumb..what's your excuse?)......it ended in divorce and I don't think that surprised anyone involved. It didn't work for me then, and it clearly isn't working for you now.

In order to achieve this, I used a very simple strategy and required the same of my partner. I am frank and open about who I am, what I do, and what I expect. I fully acknowledge that I am attracted to females - regardless of whether she is a checkout girl or a stripper.

I do not attempt to "avoid temptation" because I see no practical way to do so. Women are not confined to strip clubs any more than "temptation" is. Instead, I refer to my growing respect and admiration for the women I married - which is pretty much the reason I married her to begin with.

It's easy for me to manage my end of this relationship because it was not built atop a foundation that required me to be something other than who and what I am, or deny some part of myself that plainly exists in order to succeed.
In short, you tried the mainstream approach to marriage, failed at it, and then lowered the bar on your second attempt.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
(January 11, 2015 at 12:13 am)Creed of Heresy Wrote:
(January 10, 2015 at 8:37 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Im in your spawn Creed..mining your resources.

All your points are belong to US!

Oh no! Somebody set us up the post!

I feel asleep. The truck have started to move.

Build the pie higher. Is our children learning?
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(January 16, 2015 at 1:36 pm)alpha male Wrote: In short, you tried the mainstream approach to marriage, failed at it, and then lowered the bar on your second attempt.
Still fantasizing about where my dicks been, huh? The "mainstream" approach failed...like it predictably does...in case you haven't seen the stats...for entirely predictable reasons. My ex wife and I had unreasonable expectations of each other, ourselves, and of marriage. Amusingly, in that case, nothing to do with my dick (so stop salivating). I learn from my mistakes (and the mistakes of countless others). I took a more measured approach and didn't lean on some an unrealistic and irrelevant view of either people or marriage this go round. Perhaps that explains why I've had more success with my method than you've had with yours, Mr. "Maybe"? You're sticking with a method that is not only foundationally bankrupt, but demonstrably ineffective.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
(January 16, 2015 at 4:53 pm)Rhythm Wrote:
(January 16, 2015 at 1:36 pm)alpha male Wrote: In short, you tried the mainstream approach to marriage, failed at it, and then lowered the bar on your second attempt.
Still fantasizing about where my dicks been, huh? The "mainstream" approach failed...like it predictably does...in case you haven't seen the stats...for entirely predictable reasons. My ex wife and I had unreasonable expectations of each other, ourselves, and of marriage. Amusingly, in that case, nothing to do with my dick (so stop salivating). I learn from my mistakes (and the mistakes of countless others). I took a more measured approach and didn't lean on some an unrealistic and irrelevant view of either people or marriage this go round. Perhaps that explains why I've had more success with my method than you've had with yours, Mr. "Maybe"? You're sticking with a method that is not only foundationally bankrupt, but demonstrably ineffective.
"More measured approach" is a euphemism for lowering the bar. Why don't you just admit that's what you did?
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
Note to self: don't ever get married.
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It would take a lot for me t get married.
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