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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
February 8, 2015 at 1:27 am
(February 7, 2015 at 12:27 pm)robvalue Wrote: He just told me that he will get more powerful if you don't worship him. So what now? Worship evil for the greater good? Who does your soul belong to anymore?
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well if you think about it... god does bad things to make people worship him so he kills people and makes their lives horrible. suppose god is good and all loving for one why does he need to be praised or if less and less people praise him why does he excess his power and authority. so then god isn't all loving if he has to cause human suffering to get people to worship him. so god is a dictator and a specific loving god he hates sin. god cannot love sin he hates it so he curses everyone with sin so in a way he hates us and yet loves everyone well only the ones who worship him. also why are souls bargaining between god and satan why does one have to choose a heaven b hell though i already stated if god is all knowing you have no free will. So why not option C fuck heaven fuck hell i just want to be and outside observer but then well that goes on into something entirely different.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
February 8, 2015 at 6:13 am
Got to see you dyre, where you been? 
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
February 8, 2015 at 8:47 am
(February 7, 2015 at 9:20 am)Drich Wrote: If you understood the quote then I don't need to explain that if "satan" based the bible on what was done for us then no matter what you call the being who wrote the bible His role as 'God' remains. But if Satan wrote the truth then he isn't the author of all lies. But he calls himself that, so that line would be a lie! It's a paradox! Now every Bible will burst into flames in 3... 2...
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
February 8, 2015 at 10:17 am
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Satan has indeed done plenty for us. Thanks for my chrohns disease, satan. Thanks for my ME. Thanks for my suicidal depression. Thanks for immense worldwide suffering. Thanks for fucking up the whole world and driving people to religious wars. Thanks for all those incurable diseases.
Bang up job, which part of you can I suck next?
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
February 8, 2015 at 11:50 am
(This post was last modified: February 8, 2015 at 11:55 am by Drich.)
(February 7, 2015 at 9:49 am)robvalue Wrote: OK then. Well his intentions are pure evil, I can tell you that. He is extremely talented at making people think he's doing good when all of his plans are infernally corrupt. And the more people worship him, the more powerful and evil he gets. God was the force for good, and he is dead. And he has made it so you think you are worshipping the good god, but in fact you're not.
The bible is far from accurate, he wrote it to deceive you, and to hide most of his intentions.
Is that OK with you?
Damn, he just got 5% more evil this year. That's double last year's worship quota.
Won't anyone do something? Why worship this monster? Maybe if everyone stops, his power will fade.
I'm good with all of it.. Why? Because what your describing is based on a world view that I find offensive in most cases. That means if you object, then I'm where I need to be.
(February 7, 2015 at 9:11 pm)Spooky Wrote: (January 29, 2015 at 4:15 am)robvalue Wrote: As the title says, Satan wrote the bible. He killed God, and has been impersonating him ever since. I was there, I witnessed it all. I'm happy to answer any questions about this to back up the story.
Here is my challenge. Can you prove me wrong?
Only an asshole of that caliber could invent something as awesome as sex, then tell us how bad it is.
Sex isnt bad. Although sex does go beyond a physical experience. It is because it is a bonding meant to last a life time, is the reasons their are rules to it. When we treat sex recreationally we subject ourselves to emotional and psychological damage, that if we treated sex as God instructed we would not endure.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
February 8, 2015 at 11:55 am
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That is the weirdest argument I think I have ever heard. But I'm glad to see you admit Satan did indeed write the bible.
He wrote the bible christians and you can't prove me wrong. So it's best to accept it and enjoy it like Drich here. It's worth worshipping Satan just so it can annoy atheists or something.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
February 8, 2015 at 12:01 pm
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(January 29, 2015 at 11:22 am)robvalue Wrote: Satan can confirm that the NT is a parody, yes. He was seeing how much he could change things while claiming they were staying the same, and get away with it. Turns out: a lot. I might ask him later if jesus was even inspired by anyone when he wrote him, or whether he just made him up. Would not jesus be the reincarnation of god and when jesus refused Satan's offers, was killed again?
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
February 8, 2015 at 12:06 pm
He says yes, that is what happened. Jesus thought he could duck under the radar but satan caught up with him. He tried to pull some shit and satan had him killed. What a failure.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
February 8, 2015 at 12:07 pm
(February 8, 2015 at 8:47 am)Tonus Wrote: (February 7, 2015 at 9:20 am)Drich Wrote: If you understood the quote then I don't need to explain that if "satan" based the bible on what was done for us then no matter what you call the being who wrote the bible His role as 'God' remains. But if Satan wrote the truth then he isn't the author of all lies. But he calls himself that, so that line would be a lie! It's a paradox! Now every Bible will burst into flames in 3... 2...
-or the word 'satan' describes what some see as the ultimate embodiment of evil. And the word God describes the ultimate embodiment of good.
Now if a person is truly evil, then by the rules of a righteousness we defined with in self they see themselves as 'good.' Therefore the "ultimate embodiment of good" will be seen as evil when viewed through the lenses of an evil man's "selfrighteousnes."
On the flip side the ultimate embodiment of evil will seem to be good.
That is why some of you defend satan and curse God.
So again when I say a rose by anyother name would smell just as sweet... (No matter what you call 'God' he is defined by his actions.) Now if your definations force you to make the determination That God is evil, then perhaps it is how you define the actions of God that should be questioned.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
February 8, 2015 at 12:09 pm
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Right, that is what satan wants you to think though. Seems like he has worked you over good. You're defending him without even realising it! You're still using definitions related to the things you've been tricked into thinking are true.
I'm amazed at how unconcerned you are to find this all out, I wonder if you knew already.
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