Hold on there, Great Metty for I too am a supernatural being who exists outside of time and space. Although I do not want worship, an occasional Reeses Peanut Butter Cup would be nice. In fact, I created humans for the sole reason that I knew they would one day combine chocolate and peanut butter in its most holy form. So, now I have taken an immortal break and spend my down time on this forum and watching documentaries on Netflix.You may all go about your lives. Adoration bores me

Thank you for the welcomes, it is good to be so well recived

(February 10, 2015 at 2:02 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Sorry bud, I'm a follower of the One True Lord, the FSM (MSBUH). Everyone knows He created the world and touched us with his noodly appendage.

Unless you can top his heaven-offer of a stripper factory and a beer volcano, I'll pass.

Whattaya got, heaven-wise?

The FSM is nothing but an idol forged by the great deceiver, all he can offer you is an eternal torment in the land of fire, darkness and non-stop replays of the Fifty Shades of Grey Audiobook.

Muhammad was right in so much as I grant the rightous seventy two virgins upon entering the heavens. My generosity knows no bounds.

(February 10, 2015 at 2:03 pm)SeanBean Wrote: May I enquire as to how?

I think, therefore I am. I think, therefore everything is.

72 virgins?! Welcome!

Yawn Virgins are boring. Give me a down and dirty slutty man or woman any day. Sluts for everyone in my heaven. Actually, I don't give a damn what my creations do as long as they produce more peanut butter cups

(February 10, 2015 at 2:04 pm)Chas Wrote: Meh, 'tis not interesting.

I'm sure you shall find the lake of fire I intend to plunge you unto upon your earthly demise far more titillating. I shall not force you, but I offer you the chance to repent.

(February 10, 2015 at 2:05 pm)Surgenator Wrote: Welcome to the forum

I predict a ban hammer in your near futher (less than 24 hours).

Imossible! The divine will cannot be denied

(February 10, 2015 at 2:05 pm)Nope Wrote: Hold on there, Great Metty for I too am a supernatural being who exists outside of time and space. Although I do not want worship, an occasional Reeses Peanut Butter Cup would be nice. In fact, I created humans for the sole reason that I knew they would one day combine chocolate and peanut butter in its most holy form. So, now I have taken an immortal break and spend my down time on this forum and watching documentaries on Netflix.You may all go about your lives. Adoration bores me

The Anti-Metis comes to earth so swiftly?!? Alas, some of the sheep may be led astray but the true believers shall know my touch and presence.

(February 10, 2015 at 2:08 pm)Nope Wrote: Yawn Virgens are boring. Give me a down and dirty slutty man or woman any day

LOL What was I thinking Oh Great One? Please have mercy on me.

(February 10, 2015 at 2:08 pm)Nope Wrote: Yawn Virgins are boring. Give me a down and dirty slutty man or woman any day. Sluts for everyone in my heaven. Actually, I don't give a damn what my creations do as long as they produce more peanut butter cups

I'm sure you have plenty of those down in the land of darkness I crafted for your punishment ye fiend. Thy shall know no rest now I am here to but an end to thy wickedness.

(February 10, 2015 at 2:10 pm)Metis Wrote: Alas, some of the sheep may be led astray but the true believers shall know my touch and presence.

Re: the bolded: ewwwwwww

A true God stays hidden.

I call Poe.