(February 10, 2015 at 3:04 pm)FlyingSpaghettiMonster Wrote: Welcome, but remember I am the one true lord

If you are truly a god, you'll know what I'm thinking right now. I guarantee that everyone else here does.

I bid thee tentative welcome, but I take great personal exception to your use of the term "aspies". A very dear friend of mine was born with Asperger's and I fail to see how an interpersonal interpretation disorder applies to the scenario to which you alluded except as an intentional offensive slur. Please don't do that again.

(February 10, 2015 at 3:06 pm)robvalue Wrote: Oh shit, this ain't gonna be pretty!

*Hides under the table*

I have total faith and have always believed in whoever wins.

I shall spit out the lukewarm and cast them unto the Korean kitchen with the mangy kittens.

(February 10, 2015 at 3:06 pm)Chas Wrote: Maybe you could spray yourself elsewhere.

I just did, all over your face <3 Good thing I can be invisible!

(February 10, 2015 at 2:08 pm)Nope Wrote: Yawn Virgins are boring. Give me a down and dirty slutty man or woman any day. Sluts for everyone in my heaven. Actually, I don't give a damn what my creations do as long as they produce more peanut butter cups

Don't forget the gummi worms

(February 10, 2015 at 3:08 pm)Stimbo Wrote: If you are truly a god, you'll know what I'm thinking right now. I guarantee that everyone else here does.

I bid thee tentative welcome, but I take great personal exception to your use of the term "aspies". A very dear friend of mine was born with Asperger's and I fail to see how an interpersonal interpretation disorder applies to the scenario to which you alluded except as an intentional offensive slur. Please don't do that again.

Okay

(February 10, 2015 at 3:09 pm)Metis Wrote:

(February 10, 2015 at 3:06 pm)robvalue Wrote: Oh shit, this ain't gonna be pretty!

*Hides under the table*

I have total faith and have always believed in whoever wins.

I shall spit out the lukewarm and cast them unto the Korean kitchen with the mangy kittens.

(February 10, 2015 at 3:06 pm)Chas Wrote: Maybe you could spray yourself elsewhere.

I just did, all over your face <3 Good thing I can be invisible!

I thought your intro was fun and creative. Care to tell us more about yourself?

(February 10, 2015 at 3:04 pm)FlyingSpaghettiMonster Wrote: Welcome, but remember I am the one true lord

Damn straight....

@Metis:

(February 10, 2015 at 3:11 pm)Losty Wrote: I thought your intro was fun and creative. Care to tell us more about yourself?

Haha, alright...Alright...*straight face*

So yeah, I'm an Anti-Theist, and I ran into your forum via a link on a Catholic traditionalist (i.e: White Taliban) debating ground was doing this routine on.

It's a bit over the top but as of this moment it's my favorite debating technique. I claim to be a God and invite the theist to prove I am not. Eventually he either has to give up because he can't or the evidence he uses to do so can just as easily be used to discredit his own faith. As of yet it's worked like a charm.

Maybe I should do a proper introduction at some point, I doubt anyone's really looking too deeply into this now

Hello