Quote:Not by any means little girl, it's your desire to believe so, but what you believe and what the truth is are two very different things.

GC

Its amazing you get any oxygen at all with your head shoved so far up your ass, G-C.

Once again...you stick to your fairy tales and leave the heavy thinking to those who can handle it.

(February 18, 2015 at 4:14 pm)Godschild Wrote: To bad you're blind and can't see, must be awful to be so in the dark about truth.

GC

Right back atcha!

Hmm. Two buttons is all you need. An assertion button and an insult button. Instant victory.

(February 18, 2015 at 4:14 pm)Godschild Wrote: Most Christians do not snuggle with snakes and drink poison because God give us a brain to know better and understand what the scriptures say. " do not tempt the LORD thy God."

GC

Cherrypicker....the scriptures are quite clear on this topic. You don't have enough faith to pull it off, that's the real problem GC!

Quote:Mark Chapter 16
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

I do notice even the dumb-fuck snake handlers don't drink Drain-o. I don't think even God would be able to save their tender mucous membranes from that "deadly thing". So, there is a limit on what deadly things you can ingest it seems.

Cast out devils? Check.
Speak in tongues? Check.
Handle snakes? Uhhhhh, mebbe yes and mebbe no. Only if I'm a dumb-fuck in Appalachia. Otherwise, HELL NO!
Drink Drain-o cocktail? NOPE! Not going there! Are you outta you fuckin' mind?!?
Lay hands on the sick? Check.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...seems like a fly in the ointment there.

Quote:Cherrypicker....the scriptures are quite clear on this topic. You don't have enough faith to pull it off, that's the real problem GC!

Jesus freaks pull it off constantly.

(February 18, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Godschild Wrote: The more you write the more profound you idiocy shows.

Followed immediately by . . .

Quote:As for the dinos the flood took care of them . . . .

GC

Like I said elsewhere, we need to get this one a radio program. We couldn't create a better secular mole in the Christian camp to drive sensible people from the faith if we tried.

(February 18, 2015 at 4:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Jesus freaks pull it off constantly.

Maybe if they did more of that, a few more altarboys might be safer.

(February 18, 2015 at 5:06 pm)Stimbo Wrote:

(February 18, 2015 at 4:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Jesus freaks pull it off constantly.

Maybe if they did more of that, a few more altarboys might be safer.

They compromise and have altar boys pull it off . . .

(February 18, 2015 at 4:26 pm)robvalue Wrote: Hmm. Two buttons is all you need. An assertion button and an insult button. Instant victory.

Yes that is all you need.

Asshat.

Hey, it works!

(February 18, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Godschild Wrote:

(February 18, 2015 at 3:43 am)Pandæmonium Wrote: I congratulate GC from deflecting the topic of this thread to a subject that it completely pointless and irrelevant as it is backed up only by one member's intolerance and prejudice.

Next you'll be saying atheists were responsible for the dinosaurs going extinct, or the Japanese tsunami disaster.

Oh wait, lol, you probably do believe that as well.

The more you write the more profound you idiocy shows. As for the dinos the flood took care of them, the tsunami was just a happenstance of nature, God was there for those who would seek His comfort and help.

GC

Everyone, I hope you read the above and laughed as hard as I did.

Yes, the dinosaurs were wiped out by the flood. And i'm the idiot? Lulz. Shame your god wasn't there for the thousands that were wiped out eh?

Give it a rest man. You're just hanging yourself with an ever shortening rope.