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Evidence god does not exist
#1
Evidence god does not exist
God hello are you there?...
[silence]
Some people think you dont exist, you don't like that do you?
[silence]
Will you send them to hell?
[silence]
What about all the others who worship other religions? If you look at a map of the world most people will be going to hell won't they?
[silence]
Whats the time up there?
[silence]
Why did you create the universe so chaotically, makijng it look like you didn't exist?
[silence]
Will I get what I want for Xmas?
[silence]
See you then...
[silence]
"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence"...Doug McLeod.
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#2
RE: Evidence god does not exist
Maybe we should move this thread to the "Humour" section...though it isn't exactly funny.
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#3
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Captain Scarlet, how is this evidence there is no God?
"God is dead" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Faith is what you have in things that DON'T exist. - Homer J. Simpson
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#4
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It's evidence that if there is a god, he's not interested in conversing with Captain Scarlet.
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#5
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(August 22, 2010 at 4:52 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Maybe we should move this thread to the "Humour" section...though it isn't exactly funny.
I'll get my coat...
"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence"...Doug McLeod.
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#6
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Yay for The Fast Show.
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#7
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Quote:See you then


Uh, no. You won't.

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#8
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after asked "are you there" you should have waited for his answer first.. Wouldn't have to had this boring conversation if you had..
Quote:Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.

Gandalf The Gray.
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(August 23, 2010 at 2:29 am)annatar Wrote: after asked "are you there" you should have waited for his answer first.. Wouldn't have to had this boring conversation if you had..

He would have died waiting...
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

Atheist I Evolved!
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(August 23, 2010 at 3:18 am)DiRNiS Wrote:
(August 23, 2010 at 2:29 am)annatar Wrote: after asked "are you there" you should have waited for his answer first.. Wouldn't have to had this boring conversation if you had..

He would have died waiting...

I assumed that at one point he will take his silence as no..
Quote:Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.

Gandalf The Gray.
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