Not only am I convinced, but this lends support to my own theory that Mick Jagger spent part of the 1960s portraying a small town deputy sheriff.



Boru

(March 9, 2015 at 10:05 am)mralstoner Wrote:

(March 9, 2015 at 9:19 am)professor Wrote: By the way, how tall is Frank Marshal?

Obama is 6'2″ and Davis was 6'2.

I'm 6'5'', yet my father is 5'11'' and my mom is 5'3''. I must be adopted. On the other hand, Jared Padalecki is 6'4'', so maybe I'm his long-lost half-brother?

Somehow they keep finding their way here, don't they?

(March 9, 2015 at 7:38 am)mralstoner Wrote: And I am shocked, Frank really is his father, and the whole Dreams Of My Father book was a big fairy tale just to cover up his real father who was a communist, pornographer, bi-sexual, and sado-masochist.

Speaking as a pornographer, bisexual and sadomasochist... what's wrong with communism?

(March 9, 2015 at 7:37 pm)Esquilax Wrote:

(March 9, 2015 at 7:38 am)mralstoner Wrote: And I am shocked, Frank really is his father, and the whole Dreams Of My Father book was a big fairy tale just to cover up his real father who was a communist, pornographer, bi-sexual, and sado-masochist.

Speaking as a pornographer, bisexual and sadomasochist... what's wrong with communism?

And 24 years old...
You wanna go out some time?
(For the record, the request is in jest)

(March 9, 2015 at 7:40 pm)One Above All Wrote:

(March 9, 2015 at 7:37 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Speaking as a pornographer, bisexual and sadomasochist... what's wrong with communism?

And 24 years old...
You wanna go out some time?
(For the record, the request is in jest)

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

Truth is I'm his real daddy.

(March 9, 2015 at 7:38 am)mralstoner Wrote: his real father who was a communist, pornographer, bi-sexual, and sado-masochist.

I must have skimmed over this earlier, but Obama's "cool factor" just went up about 10 points.

Do you have more revelations on why Obama is so personally likable, stoner?

(March 9, 2015 at 7:37 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Speaking as a pornographer, bisexual and sadomasochist... what's wrong with communism?

Fair point. These days those probably aren't an obstacle to public office.

As for the rest of you "skeptics" here, I'm disappointed.

I'm used to your childish leftist shit-throwing (that's standard fare) but usually someone tries to debate the issue. Not this time.

Aren't the age spots a dead giveaway? Isn't anyone even half curious?

Why would a nobody-senator write a book about himself? Who really does that? Nobody.

I want to know what the cognitive bias is for when an issue is so huge, and so preposterous, that people just won't contemplate it?

Because that's what you all sound like. The issue is not even getting through for consideration. Your minds are a collective whooping tribe of impenetrable emoji.

(March 10, 2015 at 4:16 am)mralstoner Wrote: Aren't the age spots a dead giveaway?

Nope. Check out one of Morgan Freeman's pictures.

(March 10, 2015 at 4:16 am)mralstoner Wrote: Isn't anyone even half curious?

I was. Then I figured it out.

(March 10, 2015 at 4:16 am)mralstoner Wrote: Why would a nobody-senator write a book about himself? Who really does that? Nobody.

An egocentric man trying to be the center of attention? Or just someone trying to make some money. Or someone who likes writing but has little creativity. Take your pick.

(March 10, 2015 at 4:16 am)mralstoner Wrote: I want to know what the cognitive bias is for when an issue is so huge, and so preposterous, that people just won't contemplate it?

Because that's what you all sound like. The issue is not even getting through for consideration. Your minds are a collective whooping tribe of impenetrable emoji.

You know how many times I've even heard Obama's voice? Three or four, tops. The first time was in English class, about seven years ago. The latest was in "Lie to Me", IIRC. That's because I'm not a USA citizen, and I couldn't care less if their president is Kenyan or a USA citizen. Have you ever considered you're just wrong?

EDIT: I'd also like to point out I considered and addressed (albeit sarcastically) the things you said. You did not make any counter-points. You tried to connect a man's height with his parentage, FFS. >_>

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(March 10, 2015 at 12:08 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

If I went out with every bisexual pornographer sadomasochist around my age solely based on those aspects of their lives, I'd be a very sad person.