Obama's father really is Frank Marshall Davis

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Not only am I convinced, but this lends support to my own theory that Mick Jagger spent part of the 1960s portraying a small town deputy sheriff.

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Boru

[One Above All]

By the way, how tall is Frank Marshal?

Obama is 6'2″ and Davis was 6'2.

I'm 6'5'', yet my father is 5'11'' and my mom is 5'3''. I must be adopted. On the other hand, Jared Padalecki is 6'4'', so maybe I'm his long-lost half-brother?

[Minimalist]

Somehow they keep finding their way here, don't they?

[Esquilax]

And I am shocked, Frank really is his father, and the whole Dreams Of My Father book was a big fairy tale just to cover up his real father who was a communist, pornographer, bi-sexual, and sado-masochist.

Speaking as a pornographer, bisexual and sadomasochist... what's wrong with communism?

[One Above All]

And I am shocked, Frank really is his father, and the whole Dreams Of My Father book was a big fairy tale just to cover up his real father who was a communist, pornographer, bi-sexual, and sado-masochist.

Speaking as a pornographer, bisexual and sadomasochist... what's wrong with communism?

And 24 years old...
You wanna go out some time?
(For the record, the request is in jest)

[Thumpalumpacus]

Speaking as a pornographer, bisexual and sadomasochist... what's wrong with communism?

And 24 years old...
You wanna go out some time?
(For the record, the request is in jest)

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

[Pizza]

Truth is I'm his real daddy.

[Mudhammam]

his real father who was a communist, pornographer, bi-sexual, and sado-masochist.

I must have skimmed over this earlier, but Obama's "cool factor" just went up about 10 points.

Do you have more revelations on why Obama is so personally likable, stoner?

[mralstoner]

Speaking as a pornographer, bisexual and sadomasochist... what's wrong with communism?

Fair point. These days those probably aren't an obstacle to public office.

As for the rest of you "skeptics" here, I'm disappointed.

I'm used to your childish leftist shit-throwing (that's standard fare) but usually someone tries to debate the issue. Not this time.

Aren't the age spots a dead giveaway? Isn't anyone even half curious?

Why would a nobody-senator write a book about himself? Who really does that? Nobody.

I want to know what the cognitive bias is for when an issue is so huge, and so preposterous, that people just won't contemplate it?

Because that's what you all sound like. The issue is not even getting through for consideration. Your minds are a collective whooping tribe of impenetrable emoji.

[One Above All]

Aren't the age spots a dead giveaway?

Nope. Check out one of Morgan Freeman's pictures.

Isn't anyone even half curious?

I was. Then I figured it out.

Why would a nobody-senator write a book about himself? Who really does that? Nobody.

An egocentric man trying to be the center of attention? Or just someone trying to make some money. Or someone who likes writing but has little creativity. Take your pick.

I want to know what the cognitive bias is for when an issue is so huge, and so preposterous, that people just won't contemplate it?

Because that's what you all sound like. The issue is not even getting through for consideration. Your minds are a collective whooping tribe of impenetrable emoji.

You know how many times I've even heard Obama's voice? Three or four, tops. The first time was in English class, about seven years ago. The latest was in "Lie to Me", IIRC. That's because I'm not a USA citizen, and I couldn't care less if their president is Kenyan or a USA citizen. Have you ever considered you're just wrong?

EDIT: I'd also like to point out I considered and addressed (albeit sarcastically) the things you said. You did not make any counter-points. You tried to connect a man's height with his parentage, FFS. >_>

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Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

If I went out with every bisexual pornographer sadomasochist around my age solely based on those aspects of their lives, I'd be a very sad person.