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Jesus face appears on muddy bank
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RE: Jesus face appears on muddy bank
March 26, 2015 at 2:51 pm
(March 25, 2015 at 8:34 am)TubbyTubby Wrote: [i]Jesus sticks in the mud: Hundreds flock to see apparition of Christ after it appears following Colombian landslide
It'd be awesome if it was an impression of his face in the mud after satan curb-stomped him.
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RE: Jesus face appears on muddy bank
March 26, 2015 at 3:47 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 2:46 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: How the fuck can these bozos see the face of jeebus in anything when they have no idea what jeebus looked like?!?

Eh, White Jesus looks more or less the same regardless of sect/location. He's basically a team mascot at this point.
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RE: Jesus face appears on muddy bank
March 26, 2015 at 4:00 pm
The thing is the "face" in this mud looks so depressed.

Colombia must have passed gay marriage or something to make Jesus so upset.
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RE: Jesus face appears on muddy bank
March 26, 2015 at 4:03 pm
Maybe he just slept on the wrong side of the cross last night.
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Jesus face appears on muddy bank
March 26, 2015 at 4:06 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2015 at 4:50 pm by TubbyTubby.)
[Image: 91a2393fa47542f7877f0f1f7b486551.jpg]

Behold, come to praise me, drop to your unworthy knees. I, your all powerful lord, who created the entire Universe show this most impressive miracle of a temporary mud slide face in return for your unfaltering faith.

Suckers.

(March 26, 2015 at 4:00 pm)Faith No More Wrote: The thing is the "face" in this mud looks so depressed.

Yes my child, I am most depressed and so would you be if this was the best you could fucking manage compared to all that amazing shit I used to be able to do.



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