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Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 11:22 am
but the meme is unrelated
So a jesus freak friend (jff) of mine has a blog, and that gives me some very fascinating but also really creepy insight into her psyche
I don't wanna be a meanie, but it's not just the wording that is really disturbing
Those are snips of what she posts translated from foreign to English by yours truly, I tried to preserve the meaning
This one started off innocent enough
jff Wrote:[...]His [Jesus'] voice is like honey. When I'm around him, all my problems disappear. They're not important, because He is with me.
And then this happened
jff Wrote:He is beside me every day, and when the night comes, He lulls me to sleep, stroking my head and humming calm, unrepeatable lullabies.
...OKAY
It can't be just me who finds it disturbing
Does anyone know people like that and how do you deal with them? she freaks the crap out of me
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 11:30 am
Is she part of that christian sect who wants to literally have sex with Jesus? Because they are out there. If she's not, she may want to join, because she may fit in well there.
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 11:34 am
Saint Teresa of Ávila:
"I saw in his hand a long spear of gold, and at the point there seemed to be a little fire. He appeared to me to be thrusting it at times into my heart, and to pierce my very entrails; when he drew it out, he seemed to draw them out also, and to leave me all on fire with a great love of God. The pain was so great, that it made me moan; and yet so surpassing was the sweetness of this excessive pain, that I could not wish to be rid of it..."
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teresa_of_Ávila
You don't have to be a Freudian to understand that.
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 11:34 am
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(May 4, 2015 at 11:30 am)Chad32 Wrote: Is she part of that christian sect who wants to literally have sex with Jesus? Because they are out there. If she's not, she may want to join, because she may fit in well there.
Learn somethin' new everyday... I'll dig up an application form and send it her way lol
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 11:41 am
The bible has plenty of sexual tidbits to enjoy, if you can find them. It isn't all about genocide and such.
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 11:43 am
(This post was last modified: May 4, 2015 at 11:43 am by Faith No More.)
If Jesus was a really nice guy, he'd give her a little bit of that Holy Spirit each night. That would give her nice dreams, I'm sure.
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 11:45 am
(May 4, 2015 at 11:34 am)Pyrrho Wrote: Saint Teresa of Ávila:
"I saw in his hand a long spear of gold, and at the point there seemed to be a little fire. He appeared to me to be thrusting it at times into my heart, and to pierce my very entrails; when he drew it out, he seemed to draw them out also, and to leave me all on fire with a great love of God. The pain was so great, that it made me moan; and yet so surpassing was the sweetness of this excessive pain, that I could not wish to be rid of it..."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teresa_of_Ávila
You don't have to be a Freudian to understand that.
Damn, I'm getting hard, post some more of that !!!
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 11:46 am
Oh Daddy, who art in heaven. Hallowed by they sperm. They kingdom cum. They will be dom. Down bottom, as it is up top.
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 11:52 am
(May 4, 2015 at 11:41 am)Chad32 Wrote: The bible has plenty of sexual tidbits to enjoy, if you can find them. It isn't all about genocide and such.
Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
11/10 best book ever
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 11:53 am
I saw a donkey's hard-on once. It was like a fifth leg.
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