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Ask a Drunkard
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Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 2:11 pm
In the spirit of things, I thought I'd throw my hat in the ring as well.

Looking for tips for getting Budweiser stains out of a soiled wifebeater?  Hangover remedy?  Need a good bail bondsman?

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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 2:12 pm
What is the joy in getting blackout drunk? I ask because people here always say that they are going to go get wasted until they blackout. What is the appeal in that?
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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 2:15 pm
If I get you and kitty drunk, how likely am I to convince you two to have a threesome with me?
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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 2:28 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 2:12 pm)Jericho Wrote: What is the joy in getting blackout drunk?  I ask because people here always say that they are going to go get wasted until they blackout.  What is the appeal in that?

It's the mystery when you wake up.  Where the fuck am I?  Where are my pants?
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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 2:28 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 2:15 pm)Losty Wrote: If I get you and kitty drunk, how likely am I to convince you two to have a threesome with me?

That's a question for "Ask a Drunkard's girlfriend".
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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 7:06 pm
How much whisky can I drink at once without it killing me?  To keep it simple, let's say the standard 80 proof.

And while you are at it, can you please answer the questions you asked in your opening post.  Especially the second and third questions.

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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 7:09 pm (This post was last modified: May 16, 2015 at 7:11 pm by Jackalope.)
I don't know, how much can you?  I suggest starting with a gallon and go from there.

Hangover remedy:  depends on what you drank.  Drink more of it.

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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 7:17 pm
Will you upload drunken karaoke if i requested it?
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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 8:30 pm
Trippel or Quadruppel?
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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 9:13 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 8:30 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Trippel or Quadruppel?

Yes.
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