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Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 1:53 pm
(This post was last modified: May 16, 2015 at 1:54 pm by Alex K.)
Since this seems to be a new trend, and even the Catholics and the Portugese have jumped the Clown car, I feel that I have to follow suit.
So ask away, no holds barred, no taboos except Céline Dion and killing hamsters.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm
Is it true that its customary to act like nobody else exists in public while in Germany, except for the weekends?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm
Why are you better than us in every way except humour? What's your secret??
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 2:21 pm
How do you feel about rock crushing equipment
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 2:30 pm
I'm always torn between purchasing German porn or Japanese porn and yet for some reason, any time I have bought combined German and Japanese porn I'm disappointed.
Why don't big burly guys in Gestapo uniforms getting live squid enemas make me horny ??
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 2:49 pm
I think your humor is just fantastic, Alex.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 2:49 pm
Do you have a compulsive need to invade other countries?
If so, do you need to talk about it?
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 3:02 pm
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
