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SteelCurtain Offline
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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 9:14 pm
Right answer.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 9:16 pm
I'm three glasses into a cab; is that enough?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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#13
RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 9:18 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 9:16 pm)Exian Wrote: I'm three glasses into a cab; is that enough?

Are you not thirsty?

What kind of fucking question is this?   Drink up!
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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 9:21 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 7:17 pm)dyresand Wrote: Will you upload drunken karaoke if i requested it?

Not me. But I'll deliver my share of bukake if Losty requests it.
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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 9:22 pm
I should mention that I'm 5 kids deep in a sleep over. The question seems even more obvious.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 9:39 pm
Have you ever found god in your drunken stupor?
I believe that's where most find him...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 9:41 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 9:22 pm)Exian Wrote: I should mention that I'm 5 kids deep in a sleep over. The question seems even more obvious.

You should reword that before Drich comes back.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 9:45 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 9:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Have you ever found god in your drunken stupor?

No but I did find oh-god-i'll-never-drink-again the next day.  It was a lie, of course.
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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 16, 2015 at 10:22 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 9:41 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(May 16, 2015 at 9:22 pm)Exian Wrote: I should mention that I'm 5 kids deep in a sleep over. The question seems even more obvious.

You should reword that before Drich comes back.

Whatever happened to that nice Christian boy, Drich?
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RE: Ask a Drunkard
May 17, 2015 at 3:08 am
(May 16, 2015 at 10:22 pm)Exian Wrote:
(May 16, 2015 at 9:41 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: You should reword that before Drich comes back.

Whatever happened to that nice Christian boy, Drich?

He got temp-banned and never returned. Maybe he was eaten by his Christian love in the meantime...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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