Crap, ich muss an meine vertarnung worken

Don't look at me like that, technically it's not a necro yet

I wanna break more ices

I have a rare talent for picking out the bloodiest steak and everybody gets mad at me when we make them...suckers

I am a moderator, and I live to serve...the banhammer in the faces in those who displease the staff.

In all srsness, I'm actually a pretty cool guy who totally does not swing hammers around in RL.

I'm average at everything. 178 cm, 78 kg, right handed. I have large beard, which is why my grandfather once said I look like a muslim. We did not speak for one year after that.

middle aged
boring
wife does all household things for me ...she actually wants to! (sucker)
obsessed with cats since I can remember
did I say "boring" already?

move along, nothing here to see.

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6'1". 'nother molly duke here.
Just realised, unlike Rob, I have always picked my nose (when no one's looking of course, I might be a pig, but I'm not a rude pig) with my right hand?
Also, I was a Scorpio for the first 18 years of my life and I've been a Sagittarius since. Yes, my parents were "THAT" incompetent!

I'm Ben, I'm British. In addition to the info on my profile page...

I work as a Business Analyst, specialising in Process Engineering and IT & Business change for the Financial Services industry. I'm part of a family of 3, soon to be 4. I love reading (mainly sci-fi) and old-school house/hardcore/jungle music. I'm an old-school raver at heart: I used to MC back in the early 90's (big up the South Coast junglist massive) and I'm an amateur/bedroom DJ who hasn't played out in a long time.

5 people, current or historic, real or fictitious, with whom I'd have a dinner party:

- Christopher Hitchens
- Terry Pratchett
- Optimus Prime
- Nikola Tesla
- the Tetley Tea Folk (they're so small, they count as one)


5 people, current or historic, real or fictitious, with whom I'd go raving:

- Lord Byron
- Stevie Hyper D
- Keith Flint
- She Hulk
- Princess Lamia

I'm Jörmungandr. SSSsssssssssssssssss.......

(May 22, 2015 at 10:39 am)Jörmungandr Wrote:

I'm Jörmungandr. SSSsssssssssssssssss.......

Are you venomousssss? :S

(May 22, 2015 at 10:50 am)Neimenovic Wrote:

(May 22, 2015 at 10:39 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: I'm Jörmungandr.  SSSsssssssssssssssss.......

Are you venomousssss? :S

It is said Jörmungandr will be killed by Thor at Ragnarok, but Thor will only walk nine paces before dying himself, of the serpent's poisonous venom. Sssssss.....

I get songs stuck in my head alot. I'd be fun, fun fun on the autobahn. Maybe not.