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Converting to Atheism?
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The rocks are the trolls, the machine is the mods.
I wish we could find a practical use for troll giblets. Feel free to send me a private message.
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May 30, 2015 at 5:53 am
(This post was last modified: May 30, 2015 at 6:48 am by Homeless Nutter.)
(May 30, 2015 at 1:11 am)BrimmingIntellectual Wrote: [...] I am now 18 and free from my parents grasp in a college dorm, and hence I am able to convert. [...] No, thank you. We're not recruiting right now. Atheism is at full capacity. Go away.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 5:59 am
(This post was last modified: May 30, 2015 at 6:02 am by robvalue.)
Isn't it cool that atheism is now a force people take seriously enough to mock?
Fucking neckbeard atheists with their science fedoras and their refusal to admit to all the supernatural shit going on every day right in front of their eyes. Oh look, there's a demon fighting an angel! Wait, wait... I mean... Nothing is happening. Nu uh. I'm an atheist. Must ignore it. Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum
That conversion crap reeks.
I usually sail through x-tian bullshit but this one got my back up. Especially that fucking religious scholar versus three searches on the Internet dribble.
I'm going to put together a large scale sacrifice in attempts to supplicate the Lord and Saviour, atheist god Hitch, and I feel he would be most aroused at the aroma of torched scriptures and religious figures tortured in effigy. Does anyone have a scripture or Jesus bobble head to donate? OP? My prayer is that Hitch will shower the herds of earth with a few rays of intelligence.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
(May 30, 2015 at 2:23 am)SteelCurtain Wrote:(May 30, 2015 at 2:16 am)Alex K Wrote: I can question all I want, I'm an godless ATHEIST!!! And that is not a proper crusher. EXIAN help me out here! Woops! I'm late to the party. That's definitely a sorter. Although, a VERY important part of rock crushing, you don't want to blindly crush some perfectly crushed size 8's and 57's. Someone will be along shortly to scoop up those large rocks at the end to send them to the crusher. Meanwhile, those nicely crushed rocks will be dropped onto more conveyers yet, before being displayed in a nice showroom case for all lovers of crushed rocks to enjoy. See, I'm on both sides! RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 9:39 am
(This post was last modified: May 30, 2015 at 9:39 am by ignoramus.)
"Your parents insulted your intelligence."
They may have had a point! latest betting odds are you are 70% sock, 29% troll, 1% other
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
We can't even get to caring if he's a troll yet, until we know his position on vertical vs horizontal rock crushing. Why's this so hard to understand!?!!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue |
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