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#481
RE: Ask a Catholic
June 7, 2015 at 2:51 am
Rev will always be my favorite chew toy! Smile
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 7, 2015 at 2:54 am
(June 7, 2015 at 2:45 am)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote:
(June 6, 2015 at 6:29 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: if I am the most memorable Christian that ever has the guts to go toe-to-toe with the lot of you for any length of time, I will consider that a badge of honor.

Drippy and GC already got you beat silly for most memorable. Biggest douche could still be yours though. Go for it. You know you want it.

What he doesn't realize is guys like him are a nickel a dozen around here.  Hes just the jerk du jour.
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 7, 2015 at 3:24 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2015 at 3:25 pm by Randy Carson.)
(June 7, 2015 at 2:04 am)Neimenovic Wrote:
(June 6, 2015 at 6:13 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: And I still do. When facing death, most people will be ready to get serious with God - Christian, Atheist or otherwise.

Not what you said, Randy boy. Look at what I bolded above.

You're twisting your own words like nobody's business Rolleyes

(June 7, 2015 at 2:13 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Words.  They mean things.

And I stand by my original position. People get serious about God when death is no longer theoretical. But how's this:


TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS:


In a previous post, I asserted that when facing death, everyone gets serious about God. In support of my firm opinion, I quoted a common cultural reference, "there are no atheists in foxholes". Despite the fact that this phrase has been in widespread usage in our culture for more than 70 years due to the general truth it contains, it was technically incorrect to use that phrase as a proof of the universality of the experience to which it speaks. In fact, it may be true that some people - atheist, agnostic, or theist - may not actually think of God at all at the precise moment of such peril or death and that there may be some atheists in foxholes, after all.

I regret the error.
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 7, 2015 at 3:29 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2015 at 3:30 pm by abaris.)
(June 7, 2015 at 2:54 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Hes just the jerk du jour.

Make it "con du jour".

As is proven again by looking at his relativity statement above. Sorry for not being sorry.
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 7, 2015 at 3:31 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2015 at 3:32 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I'm impressed.  Personally.  You managed to stand by your original position while openly admitting that it is, in fact, in error.
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 7, 2015 at 3:36 pm
Oh its ok randy, you are doing your good christian work. Honestly, i heard it worse, being the common catholic shit to be sold around here:

Quote:When you face the death of your child you will bow down to god

So yeah, your morality doesn't affect me much. You are all full of shit.
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 7, 2015 at 3:39 pm
(June 7, 2015 at 3:29 pm)abaris Wrote: Make it "con du jour".

As is proven again by looking at his relativity statement above. Sorry for not being sorry.

Is that "con" as in the original vulgar French?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 7, 2015 at 3:40 pm
(June 7, 2015 at 3:24 pm)Randy Carson Wrote:
(June 7, 2015 at 2:04 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Not what you said, Randy boy. Look at what I bolded above.

You're twisting your own words like nobody's business Rolleyes

(June 7, 2015 at 2:13 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Words.  They mean things.

And I stand by my original position. People get serious about God when death is no longer theoretical. But how's this:


TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS:


In a previous post, I asserted that when facing death, everyone gets serious about God. In support of my firm opinion, I quoted a common cultural reference, "there are no atheists in foxholes". Despite the fact that this phrase has been in widespread usage in our culture for more than 70 years due to the general truth it contains, it was technically incorrect to use that phrase as a proof of the universality of the experience to which it speaks. In fact, it may be true that some people - atheist, agnostic, or theist - may not actually think of God at all at the precise moment of such peril or death and that there may be some atheists in foxholes, after all.

I regret the error.

Huh.  I thought you were reading your "materials" right now.  

Dishonest douchebag.
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 7, 2015 at 3:40 pm
(June 7, 2015 at 3:36 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Oh its ok randy, you are doing your good christian work. Honestly, i heard it worse, being the common catholic shit to be sold around here:


Quote:When you face the death of your child you will bow down to god

So yeah, your morality doesn't affect me much. You are all full of shit.

He needs a good colon cleanse.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 7, 2015 at 3:44 pm
(June 7, 2015 at 3:24 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: I regret the error.

Your lips are moving again.
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