Ask a Catholic

[Ravenshire]

Rev will always be my favorite chew toy!

[Jackalope]

if I am the most memorable Christian that ever has the guts to go toe-to-toe with the lot of you for any length of time, I will consider that a badge of honor.

Drippy and GC already got you beat silly for most memorable. Biggest douche could still be yours though. Go for it. You know you want it.

What he doesn't realize is guys like him are a nickel a dozen around here.  Hes just the jerk du jour.

[Randy Carson]

And I still do. When facing death, most people will be ready to get serious with God - Christian, Atheist or otherwise.

Not what you said, Randy boy. Look at what I bolded above.

You're twisting your own words like nobody's business

Words.  They mean things.

And I stand by my original position. People get serious about God when death is no longer theoretical. But how's this:


TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS:


In a previous post, I asserted that when facing death, everyone gets serious about God. In support of my firm opinion, I quoted a common cultural reference, "there are no atheists in foxholes". Despite the fact that this phrase has been in widespread usage in our culture for more than 70 years due to the general truth it contains, it was technically incorrect to use that phrase as a proof of the universality of the experience to which it speaks. In fact, it may be true that some people - atheist, agnostic, or theist - may not actually think of God at all at the precise moment of such peril or death and that there may be some atheists in foxholes, after all.

I regret the error.

[abaris]

Hes just the jerk du jour.

Make it "con du jour".

As is proven again by looking at his relativity statement above. Sorry for not being sorry.

[The Grand Nudger]

I'm impressed.  Personally.  You managed to stand by your original position while openly admitting that it is, in fact, in error.

[LastPoet]

Oh its ok randy, you are doing your good christian work. Honestly, i heard it worse, being the common catholic shit to be sold around here:

When you face the death of your child you will bow down to god

So yeah, your morality doesn't affect me much. You are all full of shit.

[Cyberman]

Make it "con du jour".

As is proven again by looking at his relativity statement above. Sorry for not being sorry.

Is that "con" as in the original vulgar French?

[rexbeccarox]

Not what you said, Randy boy. Look at what I bolded above.

You're twisting your own words like nobody's business

Words.  They mean things.

And I stand by my original position. People get serious about God when death is no longer theoretical. But how's this:


TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS:


In a previous post, I asserted that when facing death, everyone gets serious about God. In support of my firm opinion, I quoted a common cultural reference, "there are no atheists in foxholes". Despite the fact that this phrase has been in widespread usage in our culture for more than 70 years due to the general truth it contains, it was technically incorrect to use that phrase as a proof of the universality of the experience to which it speaks. In fact, it may be true that some people - atheist, agnostic, or theist - may not actually think of God at all at the precise moment of such peril or death and that there may be some atheists in foxholes, after all.

I regret the error.

Huh.  I thought you were reading your "materials" right now.  

Dishonest douchebag.

[Cyberman]

Oh its ok randy, you are doing your good christian work. Honestly, i heard it worse, being the common catholic shit to be sold around here:

When you face the death of your child you will bow down to god

So yeah, your morality doesn't affect me much. You are all full of shit.

He needs a good colon cleanse.

[Jackalope]

I regret the error.

Your lips are moving again.