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Hall of wit and epicness.
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(June 4, 2015 at 6:08 am)Alex K Wrote:
(June 4, 2015 at 6:03 am)Neimenovic Wrote: uhhh. .....blah blah blah, 2nd law of thermodynamics, blah blah blah, gods grace, something something why are there still monkeys?!

there, that's my best shot

Good first draft, now if you'd expand the blah blah with concrete bloviations and blathering, and add a dose of condescension, we're almost there. I'm missing the vibe of modest superiority, the moral high ground.

Oh hell, can I nominate a tag team entry?  You done real good Neimer .. and a hell of a set up for the Alex-meister.
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Thanks whatevs Big Grin just Vic is fine....or Bos....or bananananana

(June 4, 2015 at 8:47 am)Pyrrho Wrote:
(June 4, 2015 at 8:20 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Say what now?

See!  You're doing it again!

If you say so, mista
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
If I don't, someone else will.


(June 8, 2015 at 7:04 pm)IATIA Wrote: For those not in the know, here is how oral history works.

Randy:  Hey IATIA, I saw a spaceship while looking at the stars in my backyard.

IATIA:  Hey Snowy, Randy saw a spaceship in his backyard.

Snowy:  Hey Woody, A spaceship landed in Randy's backyard.

Woody: We have not seen him in this thread for a while.  Suppose he got abducted?

Woody: Hey Min. Randy was abducted by aliens.

Min:  Fuck 'em

ETA: Just realized what a kudos scam this thread is Big Grin. Didn't we used to have green arrow buttons that directed to the original post? Here's a link to the original post. Go show IATIA some love. Smile
http://atheistforums.org/thread-33349-po...#pid961315
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(June 4, 2015 at 6:03 am)Neimenovic Wrote: uhhh.....blah blah blah, 2nd law of thermodynamics, blah blah blah, gods grace, something something why are there still monkeys?!

there, that's my best shot

The "you can't prove there isn't" routine.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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(June 8, 2015 at 7:12 pm)Exian Wrote: ETA: Just realized what a kudos scam this thread is

Just now, eh? Wink
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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Haha Yeah, well I've only been posted once and didn't notice it then, and this is my first time posting someone. You've all been holding out on some easy kudos. Fiends!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(June 4, 2015 at 3:18 am)Alex K Wrote:
(June 3, 2015 at 11:23 pm)Kitan Wrote: I am honestly confused about where the direction of this thread is going.

It went in the direction of me having my bday party yesterday and having  been somewhat hammered. Moving on...

:o I missed your birthday!? Sad I'm so sorry, happy belated birthday! Heart
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Oh thanks! I didn't make a big fuss about it. In fact, I even forgot it myself once!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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Lol....for some reason it doesn't surprise me Tongue
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Birthdays! They are funny things.

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