Satanic Monument

[Redbeard The Pink]

I didn't say I was speaking for all Christians, I understand there are those who would protest it and I think that's their right and fine with me, i was speaking only for myself. You on the other hand can't understand the simplest of statements or you only want to start an argument.

GC

You're the one who came onto an atheist forum to contribute to discussions and debates from your theist perspective, and you're accusing me of trying to start an argument?

 

Way to go, dumbass.

So if you didn't feel singled out by IATIA's statement about "fucking christians," why would you respond with "You must have missed my post"? Why would you get defensive about it at all?

[Crossless2.0]

Have no other gods before me! That's so important it makes the top 10!

There aren't any other gods of course. But I'm just saying! If there were, don't go having them!

I'm insecure, I know.

That's the dumbest thing I've read here in quite awhile.

GC

See, I knew you didn't proofread your own posts.

[JesusHChrist]

Imagine a FSM commandment monument with, "Don't poke pasta up your arse! Don't cook pasta in your neighbour's duck pond! I'm serious!"

Not being much of a legalist when it comes to my Pastafarianism -- it that a real law for us? Does the type of pasta up one's arse matter? Penne, mebbe, but fusilli, ABSOLUTELY NOT! unless you like visiting the E.R. Rotini -- also problematic.

Since the FSM loves us, I know the ban on fusilli is for our own good. But penne?

But we are sinners and will break our Lord's Law......

[Crossless2.0]

Forget about Pastafarian legalism. That's from the Old Cookbook and was done away by St. Pauli (formerly known as Sal), who contributed several chapters to the New Cookbook, in which he explained that the rules governing the preparation and eating of pasta only applied to the Italians. Non-Italians could enter into a direct, loving, and gastronomically redemptive relationship with the FSM through the gracing presence of garlic and grated parmesan alone.

[Ravenshire]

Have no other gods before me! That's so important it makes the top 10!

There aren't any other gods of course. But I'm just saying! If there were, don't go having them!

I'm insecure, I know.

That's the dumbest thing I've read here in quite awhile.

GC

You obviously don't read your own posts.

[Neo-Scholastic]

Have no other gods before me! That's so important it makes the top 10!

It is vitally important otherwise the State becomes a god. In America, patriots believe that there is a higher authority than the government.

[Crossless2.0]

Have no other gods before me! That's so important it makes the top 10!

It is vitally important otherwise the State becomes a god. In America, patriots believe that there is a higher authority than the government.

You are aware -- aren't you? -- that there are non-theists who are also not Statists. And there are theists who believe in an activist state to achieve desired ends.

Or were you simply content to dictate to everyone what a true patriot is?

[The Valkyrie]

Have no other gods before me! That's so important it makes the top 10!

It is vitally important otherwise the State becomes a god. In America, patriots believe that there is a higher authority than the government.

Why is it that conservative groups often refer to themselves, and other such groups as "patriots" but never refer to others this way?

[Minimalist]

Because they are psychotic shits....many of them carry rebel flags!

Anyway...I always found this amusing.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se...ersion=KJV

4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image

But,



Now go worship the fucking thing.

[Ravenshire]

Have no other gods before me! That's so important it makes the top 10!

It is vitally important otherwise the State becomes a god. In America, patriots believe that there is a higher authority than the government.

That's not what that commandment is about and you fucking well know it. Blow your bogus patriotism out your ass.