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Sunday Morning Mass chuckle
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Sunday Morning Mass chuckle
August 16, 2015 at 3:07 pm
Ooh, when the gospel passage readers get their words tangled up, it can be amusing! For example, one woman tripped on the word "debauchery" and somehow merged it with "hypocrisy".  Voila! A useful new term: debaucrisy!  My brain immediately went to examples like Swaggart, railing against homosexuality while hiring male prostitutes . . . Priests raping children . . . the Preacher I knew when I was 15 who had gotten half of the 6th grade girls pregnant . . .      Debaucrisy!

But I'll bet some of the wits here could come up with a much more amusing definition. Any takers?
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RE: Sunday Morning Mass chuckle
August 16, 2015 at 3:19 pm
Uhh....It's what 'democracy' sounds like if you have a cold? Huh
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RE: Sunday Morning Mass chuckle
August 17, 2015 at 1:38 am
(August 16, 2015 at 3:07 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Ooh, when the gospel passage readers get their words tangled up, it can be amusing! For example, one woman tripped on the word "debauchery" and somehow merged it with "hypocrisy".  Voila! A useful new term: debaucrisy!  My brain immediately went to examples like Swaggart, railing against homosexuality while hiring male prostitutes . . . Priests raping children . . . the Preacher I knew when I was 15 who had gotten half of the 6th grade girls pregnant . . .      Debaucrisy!

But I'll bet some of the wits here could come up with a much more amusing definition. Any takers?



You did pretty well there.

I might add some items regarding various mullahs shilling for the religion of peace.
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RE: Sunday Morning Mass chuckle
August 17, 2015 at 3:40 am
Debaucrisy: having illicit sex while doing paperwork.
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