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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
September 15, 2015 at 11:32 pm
Yet another gun nut who is at least a nut shorter!
http://www.contracostatimes.com/breaking...f-genitals
Quote:Marin deputies allege Richmond man shot self in genitals
Nice aim.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
September 15, 2015 at 11:34 pm
Another armed genius.
http://www.progressnewspaper.org/Content...182/190526
Quote:Harman told authorities he accidentally shot himself while twirling a .22 revolver “cowboy style” around his finger when it discharged. He was treated then transferred to Parkview.
Yeah...that WILL happen!
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
September 18, 2015 at 12:59 pm
Thanks for the laughs, Gun Nut Nation!
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/road-rag...da-family/
Quote:Road-raging Mercedes driver shoots himself in the leg while waving rifle and handgun at Florida family
He should bleed to death. Asshole.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
September 18, 2015 at 1:26 pm
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Lucky he didn't hit a pothole while he was waiving his dick around and shoot someone (other than himself). He'll get 10 years if they charge him with so much as a traffic infraction btw, Florida is a 10/20/Life state, mandatory minimums. Remember a few years back when politicians stumped into office on a law granting floridians the states seal of approval to both carry loaded weapons in their vehicles -and- shoot from them when they felt "threatened"? Elderly folks at the voting booths....worried that a carjacker will get them before cancer does, providing the backdrop in which a moron like this feels comfortable in his decision to be a moron.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
September 18, 2015 at 2:20 pm
This is a rich white guy with a Mercedes. They don't go to jail.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
September 18, 2015 at 2:36 pm
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They're a dime in a dozen in Ft. Myers, whole lotta beachfront. Florida's mandatory minimums might surprise the shit out of you on this one.. guess we'll have to wait and see. If it goes as it should...he'd get ten for having the gun in his possession during the commision of a crime...20 for having used it (by shooting himself, no less..lol). Not that I'd be completely thrown aback if he escaped the law, of course.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
September 18, 2015 at 6:52 pm
Oklahoman shot in the head...apparently there were no vital organs to be damaged.
http://www.koco.com/news/oklahoma-city-w...r/35347968
Quote:Oklahoma City woman accidentally shoots boyfriend, mistaking him for intruder
That gun sure keeps you safe!
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
September 20, 2015 at 10:49 pm
Good work, Grandpa. Consider yourself lucky that you are not short one granddaughter!
http://www.ksl.com/?sid=36617668&nid=148
Quote:11-year-old girl accidentally shoots 13-year-old sister in neck
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
September 23, 2015 at 7:45 pm
No, lady. guns don't belong in kitchen cabinets.
http://www.candgnews.com/news/woman-acci...self-86367
Quote:According to West Bloomfield Deputy Police Chief Curt Lawson, the 59-year-old woman was reaching for something in a kitchen cabinet when a .45-caliber pistol fell off the shelf, struck the counter and discharged. The woman was shot in the stomach.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
September 24, 2015 at 7:51 pm
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