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All the ways we can ruin sex
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In my pre 12 Steppers existence, drugs and alcohol caused a variety of problems.
Sometimes, an opportunity, but usually a problem of some kind. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 
When your roomie bangs on the wall to make you shut up
When you lose the key
Hey Losty.
Picture this: Trump, Perry, Cruz, and Bush in an orgy and Trump is wearing his rug downstairs...
Dying to live, living to die.
Me bursting in uninvited seems to ruins things more often than not.
Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum  (September 19, 2015 at 11:07 pm)Beccs Wrote: Falling asleep. Blimey not even I have ever done that! Although I did fall asleep once with a vibrator inside of me when it was switched on. It was the last time I tried masturbating over 15 years ago. I held it in place with my inner thighs and woke up an hour later with it still buzzing. The best use for a vibrator is to cable tie a toothbrush to it and give it away as a joke birthday present saying that it's an electric toothbrush. I normally just lay there thinking about other things during sex like my research, where I am going in life or getting annoyed at the fitted bed sheet springing off the mattress if it has shrunk in the wash. If that happens I will get up and re-fit it. Worst thing about sex is that you can never have a proper conversation during it. Apparently it's "distracting". 
Her constant complaints that my schlong is too big.
(...or so I would imagine.)
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love. |
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