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I have a question about the Great Flood
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RE: I have a question about the Great Flood
September 28, 2015 at 2:26 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 1:30 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: What provoked God to flood the world? What wrongs did humankind commit exactly?
Nothing, He just finally woke up after crashing on that "7th day" and just really had to pee Tongue
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RE: I have a question about the Great Flood
September 28, 2015 at 2:37 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 1:30 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: What provoked God to flood the world? What wrongs did humankind commit exactly?

Genocide: because an all powerful deity can't be surgically selective...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: I have a question about the Great Flood
September 28, 2015 at 2:55 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 2:37 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(September 28, 2015 at 1:30 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: What provoked God to flood the world? What wrongs did humankind commit exactly?

Genocide: because an all powerful deity can't be surgically selective...

Oddly, that is very desert warlordy of Yahweh.
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RE: I have a question about the Great Flood
September 28, 2015 at 3:54 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 1:41 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote:
(September 28, 2015 at 1:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There was no great flood.

God didn't do shit.

Put down that fucking bible and learn some reality.

Was posing the question for the purpose of pointing out a plot hole. Asshole.

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RE: I have a question about the Great Flood
September 28, 2015 at 4:32 pm
It's a big hole in the plot, in the first chapter, God kills so many people for being "wicked" but he doesn't really establish the laws until Exodus, he apparently expected people to just figure this shit out.
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RE: I have a question about the Great Flood
September 28, 2015 at 4:35 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 4:32 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: It's a big hole in the plot, in the first chapter, God kills so many people for being "wicked" but he doesn't really establish the laws until Exodus, he apparently expected people to just figure this shit out.

You don't think God would expect humans to know, that their women gettin' busy with Giants FFS, isn't going to piss Him off?
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RE: I have a question about the Great Flood
September 28, 2015 at 4:38 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 4:35 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(September 28, 2015 at 4:32 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: It's a big hole in the plot, in the first chapter, God kills so many people for being "wicked" but he doesn't really establish the laws until Exodus, he apparently expected people to just figure this shit out.

You don't think God would expect humans to know, that their women gettin' busy with Giants FFS, isn't going to piss Him off?

It's just part of The Plan, son . . . part of The Plan.

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RE: I have a question about the Great Flood
September 28, 2015 at 4:41 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 1:30 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: What provoked God to flood the world? [...]

Nothing. It literally never happened.
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RE: I have a question about the Great Flood
September 28, 2015 at 4:44 pm
Um . .

why not just send the Jesus boy down early ??
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RE: I have a question about the Great Flood
September 28, 2015 at 5:22 pm (This post was last modified: September 28, 2015 at 5:24 pm by Cecelia.)
I imagine that someone took a census, and Yahweh did not like it. Yahweh hates when people take a census. Even when he tells them to take one. Noah was probably the one who took the census. Explaining why he was spared.
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