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[hellfire]

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Hitler was raised a Catholic. Are you saying that your god ignores non English speaking churches?

I shall forgive your ignorance as you are probably very young and naive. God only responds to a few languages - English, Welsh (the language of my church), Belgium (the Flemish part not the French) and I believe a couple of African languages that I cannot at the moment recall.

And he was never a Catholic he was a Nasty!!

[lilyannerose]

'hellfire' pid='108840' dateline='1291821797']


I shall forgive your ignorance as you are probably very young and naive. God only responds to a few languages - English, Welsh (the language of my church), Belgium (the Flemish part not the French) and I believe a couple of African languages that I cannot at the moment recall.

And he was never a Catholic he was a Nasty!!

Dab nab it, I think you're a

[Thor]

The above was written without the aid of a spellchecker, so you are not dealing with any intellectual lightweight here.

I can't tell, is hellfire a fucking poe or fer srs? 'Cause the fundies say some pretty crazy things, but an omniscient deity that doesn't understand German? Seriously?

Since Hellfire's religious views are listed as "None", I'm sure he's just having fun.

[hellfire]

The above was written without the aid of a spellchecker, so you are not dealing with any intellectual lightweight here.

I can't tell, is hellfire a fucking poe or fer srs? 'Cause the fundies say some pretty crazy things, but an omniscient deity that doesn't understand German? Seriously?

I am at a language disadvantage here residing in the UK, but what is a 'poe' and 'fer srs'.

In response to your other point, omnipotence has its limitations - by definition. By the way your photo shows a pretty young girl - blaspheming can change all that!!

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Dab nab it, I think you're a

There might be a slight resemblance, but I have inner beauty from above. Have You?????

What you don't understand is that God is merciful and kind.

Hell was made comfortable by God, in his mercy. There is beautiful scenery, pubs and sports recreation. There is also a fiery pit with demons ready to shred to pieces the sinful - this is only because the Catholics insisted on it. So you see - he is a very compassionate God. So get to church and pray for forgivness!!

[Minimalist]

Hey Thor,

Copy this link.

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[hellfire]

Hey Thor,

Copy this link.

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The use of such visual blasphemy is a sin and could eventually affect your eyesight. It is the same for all who self abuse and other things similar but not quite the same except in certain cases. Anyway - be warned minimalist.

[Anomalocaris]

Hey Thor,

Copy this link.

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The use of such visual blasphemy is a sin and could eventually affect your eyesight.

Indeed, he sees clearer as a result.

[Lethe]

I am at a language disadvantage here residing in the UK, but what is a 'poe' and 'fer srs'.

Poe is a reference to Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing." Trolls with a fundamentalist front are often referred to as "poes".

Fer srs is simply short for "for serious" a.k.a. for real, legit, et cetera.

[Anomalocaris]

I shall forgive your ignorance as you are probably very young and naive. God only responds to a few languages - English, Welsh (the language of my church), Belgium (the Flemish part not the French) and I believe a couple of African languages that I cannot at the moment recall.

To insinuate god does not speak in tougues is positively monsterous.

[Thor]

Hey Thor,

Copy this link.

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Thanks!