Fucked up things you did as a kid!

[abaris]

I ate my puke

How come?

[Faith No More]

Ooh, potato guns. Good times. We blew out someone's window on a random house in a potato gun drive-by.

When I was 14, a kid I hung with and I skipped school and tried to run away from home by walking to a town 30 miles away. We got picked up by the police in a neighboring town, but we had made it about 10 miles at that point. My parents were none too pleased.

Also when I was 14, as I mentioned in the "10 Random Facts" thread, I covered my hand in rubber cement and lit it on fire causing first and second degree burns. I practically had my own room at E.R. by that point, though. On a positive note, my pain tolerance was unreal by the time I was 15.

[Faith No More]

I ate my puke

I did that, but I wasn't a little kid and there were costly psychedelic mushrooms in it.

[*Deidre*]

I used to make soap sandwiches, and ate them. lol And my parents could never figure out why I kept needing to go to the doctor. And then I confessed one day, think I was like 6? And then I could never have soap sandwiches ever again.  

Ooh,  now a has a sad *blubb blubb blubb*

I can't believe I thought it tasted good. 
My dad would get angry when I was a kid because I was a picky eater, but would eat soap. 

[vorlon13]

Before grade school I went thru a phase of only eating pickle & pimento loaf and cottage cheese.

I can't even look at that stuff now with out getting queasy.

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

I ate poop of some insect thinking it was the leftover from my Cheetos.

It was unbelievably bitter.I felt like wanted to rip my tongue out. YUHCK!