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The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 6, 2015 at 10:45 am
LMFAO HILARIOUS AS FUCK OMFG
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#42
RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 6, 2015 at 12:15 pm
(November 1, 2015 at 10:08 pm)Mental Outlaw Wrote: I Found a delusional Islamic sheikh who seems to think that masturbation can be very harmful, so I destroyed his pseudoscience in my usual fashion

Did anyone else see him flush with the phrase "... that strong touch; that strong roughness..." @5:40?

Naughty boy! Angel
Sum ergo sum
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RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 6, 2015 at 1:41 pm
(November 2, 2015 at 8:22 pm)abaris Wrote: One of the things I remember from fearbush.com, which was mostly atheist, without being an outright atheist website, was the judge and his penis pump.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national...e-1.968325

Well, I could get that he got removed from the bench. But why, oh why, did he have to go to prison for getting his rocks off at trial? And his pension removed?
My bold

Are the pumps that strong?!? o_O
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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#44
RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 6, 2015 at 1:50 pm
What goes on under the table stays under the table.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 6, 2015 at 2:50 pm (This post was last modified: November 6, 2015 at 2:50 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Until it cums up.
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#46
RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 8, 2015 at 2:03 am
Prohibiting masturbation is just another way for Christians to control the masses
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#47
RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 8, 2015 at 6:31 am
Anti masturbation video for the deaf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdrNEl1B6aM&app=desktop
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#48
RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 8, 2015 at 6:33 am
What everyone else saw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5F_yghhiss&app=desktop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4JBwiUFdRQ&app=desktop
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#49
RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 12, 2015 at 1:45 pm
Yet again I love ur videos! This one was hilarious!
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RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 12, 2015 at 2:45 pm
(November 2, 2015 at 8:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Masturbation carries HUGE risks, kids - don't fool yourselves. If you fall off the chair and you've got the noose too tight, you'd better hope that the Alsatian can dial 111, because the dwarf isn't going to be able to get out of the matador's outfit in time.

Otherwise, you're seriously fucked.

Boru

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