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The 'what would you do if' thread...
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#21
RE: The 'what would you do if' thread...
November 9, 2015 at 3:33 pm
Bite the zambies :3

What would you do if your house was flooded with butter?
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#22
RE: The 'what would you do if' thread...
November 9, 2015 at 3:42 pm
Buy lots of bread.

What would you do if a foreign country declared war on you? Not your country. You, personally?

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#23
RE: The 'what would you do if' thread...
November 9, 2015 at 3:54 pm
Tell them they're stupid cunts who can go fuck themselves, and berate them until they surrender and declare myself the leader of their former country that is now known as Loveland.

What would you do if you woke up and found out the last so many years of your life was a dream, and you're now back in Freshman year of high school?
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#24
RE: The 'what would you do if' thread...
November 9, 2015 at 4:10 pm
So long as I remembered all the exam questions I'd go through Med School in record time.

What will you do when the ants take over?

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#25
RE: The 'what would you do if' thread...
November 9, 2015 at 4:21 pm
Jump into bed with the queen.
How low would you stoop for money?
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Know God, Know fear.
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#26
RE: The 'what would you do if' thread...
November 9, 2015 at 4:38 pm
Just bending over to pick it up.

What would you do if Obama really turned out to be an alien?

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#27
RE: The 'what would you do if' thread...
November 9, 2015 at 6:02 pm
Form/join the resistance.

...you walked in on your supervisor after business hours, clearly eating a fresh human heart...and he/she quickly shoved the plate in a drawer before nervously saying, "Uh, hey there. So, what's up?"?
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RE: The 'what would you do if' thread...
November 9, 2015 at 6:09 pm (This post was last modified: November 9, 2015 at 6:13 pm by Exian.)
"I know you know that I saw you eating that human heart. You won't trust me to keep quiet and I won't trust you to leave me alone. We must fight to the death now."

You buy a car off Craigslist and find $5mill in the trunk underneath all that dead hooker.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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#29
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November 9, 2015 at 6:40 pm
Burn the car and the hooker, move overseas.

What would you do if you were in a plane that was going to crash?

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#30
RE: The 'what would you do if' thread...
November 9, 2015 at 11:55 pm
Uhm... I would probably die in the plane crash.

What would you do if you woke up one day in a mad scientist's lab, as a brain in a jar?
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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