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RE: Communicate using clichés only!
November 15, 2015 at 7:22 am
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
I'm just having a bad hair day.
Which is better:
To die with ignorance, or to live with intelligence?
Truth doesn't accommodate to personal opinions.
The choice is yours.
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RE: Communicate using clichés only!
November 15, 2015 at 7:27 am
(November 15, 2015 at 3:09 am)robvalue Wrote: There's literally no cliches left to use,
No, you gotta have faith! Think outside the box, rob!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Communicate using clichés only!
November 15, 2015 at 7:38 am
Hey you stole my thunder, I was planning to drop that bomb! But then the best offense is a good defense. Maybe we can find more cliches if we search to the corners of the Earth, but remember, curiosity killed the twat*.
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RE: Communicate using clichés only!
November 15, 2015 at 8:27 am
(November 15, 2015 at 7:38 am)robvalue Wrote: Maybe we can find more cliches if we search to the corners of the Earth,
Willst du immer weiter schweifen?
Sieh, das Gute liegt so nah.
Lerne nur das Glück ergreifen,
Denn das Glück ist immer da.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Communicate using clichés only!
November 15, 2015 at 9:09 am
(This post was last modified: November 20, 2015 at 2:00 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
A change is as good as a rest Rob and before you know it everyone and their dog are going to be saying "I'd rather sell my soul to Satan than carry on this enormous wank puppetry"*. But remember that you can't have your cake and eat it too and it's better to be safe than sorry so don't put all your eggs in one basket. And don't try to win us all over with empty flattery or I'll mention the elephant in the room and piss on your good day.
But I do understand that even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day and even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every so once in a while. Every dog has his day and pretty soon you'll be raking the money in, you'll raise the stakes, raise the bar and rain on my parade.
So keep on keeping on, keep on fighting the good fight and understand that sometimes the ends justify the means: it's all for the greater good. Don't get your hopes up but, not to worry - no worries! - providence is on your side, all's fair in love and war, but remember that the pen is mightier than the sword and we should all make love not war. Sadly sometimes it's a dog eat dog world and one for all and all for one, but do not despair just because the world is full of fat cats and cash cows, fingers crossed: There's still hope for us yet or I'm a monkey's uncle.
To be honest at the end of the day I'm as happy as Larry but sometimes I do wonder "Can't we all just get along" y'know what I mean? But sometimes I do think "Think of the children" because if this is the world we're living in I'll eat my hat before everything is hunky dory. All's well that ends well but oh where will it end? And we mustn't forget that life is a journey not a destination.
I mean I'm not being funny but - and I don't mean to rattle your cage - every once in a blue moon I go ape shit about the darndest things. I mean whatever floats your boat right? Each to their own.
I'm try as I might to do this on the fly, off the cuff, off the top of my head. And I know that sometimes I seem off my rocker and like I'm about to fly off the handle and go up the wall but I guess sometimes I'm just old school and I like to fight dirty.
But I know this is fighting talk but fuck it, I am just trying to be on the ball. But shoot me now if you think I'm getting on my soapbox or if I'm preaching to the choir. Read between the lines this isn't rocket science.
I try to be on the cutting edge and to keep on track but hold your horses before you think I'm on fire. Perhaps we're not so different you and I? Kindred souls and on the same page and wavelength.
But let's put that one on the back burner for now. Although we don't want to throw the baby out with the bathwater: But in for a penny in for a pound you know what I'm sayin' man?
Oh well, out of the frying pan, into the fire. It'll all be over by dawn.
Look I don't mean to reinvent the wheel here but I thought it would be right up your alley.
*see I already said it.
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RE: Communicate using clichés only!
November 15, 2015 at 10:11 am
Is faster to walk to work or carry your lunch and that is the $64,000 Question.
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RE: Communicate using clichés only!
November 15, 2015 at 10:19 am
It was a dark and stormy night . . .
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RE: Communicate using clichés only!
November 15, 2015 at 11:15 am
[I'm amazingly impressed by the level of creativity here! I also notice that it still makes more sense than some topics which were intended to be serious.]
I don't want to be talking about of both sides of my mouth, so I'll love you and leave you. But keep the home fires burning! I'll be back before you've missed me.
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RE: Communicate using clichés only!
November 15, 2015 at 11:58 am
They may have hair on their chest, but so does Lassie . . .
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RE: Communicate using clichés only!
November 15, 2015 at 12:24 pm
(November 15, 2015 at 10:11 am)IATIA Wrote: Is faster to walk to work or carry your lunch and that is the $64,000 Question.
You gotta walk the walk though, because there is no free lunch...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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