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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
November 23, 2015 at 10:11 am
(November 23, 2015 at 9:50 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: New question: who wipes their ass the same way they wipe someone else's ass? Would you want them seated or standing?
If you're wiping someone else, it's most like you're engaged in a BDSM scene, and you damn well better do it PRECISELY the way they want it done or you are going to get caned.
(unless of course, you WANT to be be caned, in which case, your master will withhold caning as you grovel on the floor BEGGING for forgiveness from your latest infraction)
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 3, 2016 at 9:55 pm
Funniest thread I've seen ever, props!
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 3, 2016 at 9:59 pm
Glad you enjoyed. 
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 3, 2016 at 10:30 pm
(February 3, 2016 at 9:59 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Glad you enjoyed.
Definitely! Thought I should share a story. Don't know how the subject came up, but basically a friend of mine must of talked about wiping his butt and how we was standing up whilst doing so, and I confronted him on why he stood up while wiping his ass. He looked at me like I was the strangest person in the world, and asked me how I did it. Let's just say I voted here that I wipe while sitting down.
Now only if I had a squaty potty, I don't know how I would do it differently.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 3, 2016 at 10:39 pm
Hahaha! I think someone here actually posted that. I've seen it before.. Good stuff!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 3, 2016 at 11:00 pm
(This post was last modified: February 3, 2016 at 11:00 pm by ignoramus.)
Scooby, change your username to necromancer!
Why are you digging up old shit for?
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 3, 2016 at 11:13 pm
My posts are worth it
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 3, 2016 at 11:14 pm
He's called an intern...
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 1:20 am
(This post was last modified: February 4, 2016 at 1:20 am by Tiberius.)
Y'all a bunch of weirdos, sitting on the toilet to wipe. How is that even possible? I tried it once and it's just ridiculous.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 1:25 am
Yeeeah maan! Why can' ever'body sit in the shower to wipe like us normies?
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