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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 7:19 pm
(February 4, 2016 at 1:24 pm)Tiberius Wrote: (February 4, 2016 at 2:37 am)ignoramus Wrote: What does one do when they have the runs? 
(Start wiping from the ankles up?) 
So, very rarely do I stand straight up and wipe. What I usually do, especially if I have the runs, is stand up slightly so I am still positioned over the toilet, in what is effectively a squat position. That way you can reach back and wipe without having to put your hand into the toilet bowl, and yous ass is still over the toilet so any...drippage...is dealt with.
This.
When we say we stand up to wipe, we don't mean we stand straight up. It's really a type of squat.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 8:06 pm
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 8:23 pm
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 8:27 pm
(February 4, 2016 at 8:23 pm)pocaracas Wrote: (February 4, 2016 at 8:06 pm)scoobysnack Wrote: Oh man, you use entirely too little toilet paper, to the point I bet you get shit all over your hands. Are you trying to save trees or something? I buy the high quality stuff, not that sand paper stuff they use in the third world. I use like six squares at least for each cleansing motion. If you and I were taking battle shits in stalls next to each other, there's no way I could spare you a square haha. Although I would feel comfortable shaking anyone's hand immediately after crapping without washing my hands due to proper wiping techniques with the rational ratio of squares, I'd fear shaking your hand after defeating you in battle shits. I'm sure my way works really well and I manage to keep shit away from my hands.
Not really looking forward to having any shitty battle...
haha, I was just giving you shit
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 5, 2016 at 4:17 pm
Saw this article and reminded me of this thread:
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/02/...-on-floor/
With migrants being invited into Europe to dilute the culture and destroy the national identity of the nations, some do not know how to use a toilet, so they have to develop a new toilet to prevent them from crapping on the floor. I don't mean to be ethnocentric, but the idea of bringing in mostly military aged males who have very different values, it's a suicidal mentality to invite your enemy into your home.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 5, 2016 at 9:03 pm
(February 4, 2016 at 9:09 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (February 4, 2016 at 1:20 am)Tiberius Wrote: Y'all a bunch of weirdos, sitting on the toilet to wipe. How is that even possible? I tried it once and it's just ridiculous.
I feel the same way. I tried it after learning that most people do it that way, and it doesn't provide great access at all. The back of the toilet seat is right there, so it's hard to get your hand in there all the way to do a thorough wipe.
Try leaning. I'm a righty so I lean left. But then I got a relatively small ass so just a little lean clears one cheek for easy access.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 5, 2016 at 9:32 pm
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Ok.
I officially know you people too fucking well, now.
There really is such a thing as being TOO close, you know.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 5, 2016 at 9:33 pm
Oh EW!!!!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 5, 2016 at 9:35 pm
(February 5, 2016 at 9:33 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Oh EW!!!!
my sentiments exactly.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 5, 2016 at 9:38 pm
I bet I could take him.
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